shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

but what if yez?

 

Maybe because you're a liiiaaar? -wink-

 

Spoiler

@Petra
* I'm not the Chara you're thinking of.
* But I appreciate the mention anyway.
* If they're ever interested in joining the game...
* I wouldn't stop them.

 

@sans. your brother is so adorably innocent.

Keep me away from him.

 

Ha ha ha. You haven't met some of my in-laws.

 

*smiles indulgently* I doubt they can compete with actual demons of Chaos.

*frowns as a thought occurs* Though we're close enough that Shadows of them could be almost as bad as the originals - this region of Shadow does feel a bit tattered.

 

Ah, no, it's me has the past with Chaos, not my wife. Her relations are awful in an entirely different way.

 

* Nothing happened.

 

... I'd like to believe you mean that figuratively, but I wouldn't have stopped here if that was true. My life just never works that way.

All right. How did it manifest this time?

 

* dude how am i supposed to know?
* also why was i the little spoon?

 

* Maybe because I'm into girls!?
* And you're way shorter than I am!!

 

* i still feel like i should send alphys a long winded apology
* how the hell did you even end up in my bed...
* wait this isn't even my bed?
* Papyrus?!

 

[Guess who's hanging out at the foot of the bed with a book]

HI SANS! AND UNDYNE. GOOD MORNING.

 

You're little, you absolute spoon.

 

* i am far too hungover for this
* why

 

Hangovers happen when you drink too much.

 

* the why was more about why you are doing this to me
* i know where hangovers come from kid

 

When a skeleton and a beer bottle really love each other...

 

(loud frustrated groaning)

 

Water and spongey foods, like eggs. Usually I'd suggest coffee, too, but the mechanism for why it works doesn't really apply to a skeleton. Fuck it, have some just in case.


I don't wanna wake up...