shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You seem to be very enthusiastic. Why don't you calm down?

 

What happened? Do you need me to do anything?

 

Who are you mage of space. Have we met on some planet?

 

BARK.
(What an absurd request! Certainly not. If anything, the sheer audacity of your request sounds to me like a reason to un-calm myself even further!!!)

 

* Sans is currently unavailable as he is experiencing severe hagover-itis.
* Please leave a message after the loud obnoxious and headache aggravating beep.

 

* That sounds terrible!
* Good thing I'm here to help.

Spoiler: * A great video for getting over a hangover!

 

WELL, APPARENTLY, I READ A TEXT OUTLOUD, FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR, THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE?

AND IT MADE SOMEBODY SAD.

YOU WOULD THINK PEOPLE WOULD WARN YOU ABOUT SECRET THINGS.

 

NO PAP THAT'S LIKE WHY THEY'RE CALLED 'SECRET'

 

BUT NOBODY CALLED IT A SECRET BEFORE THEY TOLD ME.

 

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S OT REALLY LIKE A NORMAL SECRET? YOU CAN STILL MENTION IT IT'S JUST... LIKE HOW DO I EXPLAIN...
SEE THE TOPIC OF THE DEMON UPSETS A FEW PEOPLE A LOT SO IT'S BEST TO LIKE ONLY MENTION IT WITH THE PERSON YOU NEED TO TALK TO. SANS SAID TO TELL FORD NOT LIKE... Y'KNOW TELL EVERYONE.

 

It's not a secret if two people know it.

 

SO.... YOU THINK I SHOULD ONLY MENTION NEW STUFF ABOUT DEMONS TO THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW? LIKE, FORD AND VALISKA? AND OTHERWISE... TALK ABOUT IT IN PRIVATE???

 

YEAH I THINK THAT'D BE COOL OF YOU.

 

Ooh, a dog! Can you fly? I can!
*shapeshifts into Dogcoptor and starts hovering*

 

And you. The smiling flower gig is as much a mask as anything, isn't it?

I suggest you be very, very careful.
Because if you give me a reason
I will strip the land and salt the earth.

And I will always see you coming.

 

W-we didn't chose the rebellion, the r-r-rebellion chose us!

 

-actually not sarcastic at all- That's cute.

 

Th-thank you Ma'am. E-even though I was made to be visually pleasing I-i am glad that I still succeed at it!

 

[Lyra] -points to Moira, signs- <meant> <true words> <you too>.

<Raise hell>. <You are dead to them>.

<[Ishtar] said> <Open the gate for me>
<If you do not> <open the gate> <I will break the door> <I will force the lock>
<I will smash the frame> <I will bring down the gates>
<And I will unleash the dead from below> <and the dead shall devour the living>
<And the dead shall outnumber the living>

 

* Gosh.
* You'd tear up innocent plants...
* And ruin the livelihoods of a bunch of perfectly nice farmers..
* Just to get a shot at little old me?
* Lady, I don't mean to be rude...
* But have you considered anger management?