shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No worries. Like I said, I'm too stubborn to let myself die. And too spiteful to let him kill me.

I just get a little tempted when I think about getting some rest. A little rest is good, so why stop there? Why not eternal peace? But no, I've built up too much momentum, I can't stop if I tried.

 

What did I just say about the holes in the fourth wall???? You people. Honestly.

/grumbles and starts rolling up a character.

/if you can't beat them, join them.

 

*smirks* That's exactly what my relatives say.

 

Sorry not sorry.

 

. . .

Your relatives created your world?

Really?

 

You seem like a creature i have met on my journey throughout the galaxy. What do you like to eat? Also, are you good or bad?

 

What makes you think you would be a formidable ally?

 

I-isn't that kind of subjective?

 

You seem to have great knowledge of this. I congratulate you. You have successfully persuaded me to that answer.

 

Describe this planet Earth. Perhaps i can travel there some day.

 

What do you mean?

 

Not many people know about me. I was kept in secrecy. The Emperor of the Imperial Empire knew about me until i defeated him.

 

Y-you can't just say a person i-is objectively good or b-bad! O-or am I a b-b-bad person f-for stealing myself?

 

* Huh?
* Who said anything about being a "formidable ally?"

 

Redundant Much? Not That Its My Job To Nitpick Your Canon, But Our Empire At Least Has The Common Fucking Decency To Call Itself Something Other Than The Equivalent Of Fucking Moon Moon.

 

Your not a bad person unless you subject yourself to murder or an evil cause like i have in my past.

 

Your name. You said i am your best friend. Care to elaborate?

 

Uh...
S-so...
W-what about Amber then...
@Tourmaline ...?

 

* Ohh.
* Funny, I'm not used to thinking of 'allies' as 'friends.'
* I mean...
* Aren't friends supposed to have feelings for each other?
* Allies are just people who fight against the same enemies.
* But, you know.
* Whatever works for you.

 

-sprays coffee out their nose- Who brought fucking EMPEROR EMPIRE?!

-can't maintain a straight face and ends up giggling into Ophira's hair-