shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I just had a bad day, thats all

 

Eyyy, thats good. Irespect you magical figure. Don't know what a genie is but i would like to meet one.

 

* ayyyyyyyy
* wait no you threatened my buds, pal.
* even the best puns won't erase that.

 

Is that just 'cause I'm one of the only ones that didn't yell at you? *laughs* And I believe you just did.

Also, is that a "yes" to my offer? *smirks*

 

*is increasingly convinced it's not a coincidence that he stopped here, and that there's very likely to be a connection between Ford and his family*
Here. Have a drink.

 

Well, it is the best level. *smirks*

 

[Stalker] Someone needs to buy the genie a blow-up doll or something, I swear to fuck.

 

If you think I need one that badly, how about you buy me one?

Besides... I don't really think a blow-up doll - or my hand, for that matter, is really the same. It lacks that "human connection,"* you know... It does still feel good, though. *grins*

*in air quotes 'cause, honestly, not all of the people I wanna have sex with are humans. And I'm not even a human.

 

Speaker, heed, and hear my word
For from what I have inferred
By her own choice she picked this fight
And if you wish to by her do right

I ask you to stand back for now
Take some grubcorn, watch the show
That this fight will surely be
And this pupa will agree

Let her pick her fights and lose
If she wishes to so choose
And if you wish to aid her, still
Be careful and don't steal her kill

 

YEAH!
I CAN'T HOLD A BAD DAY AGAINST YOU.
ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU WANT TO DO BETTER!!!

 

Do we need to talk about the sex habits of the Chronically Insecure Greater Genie here?

 

The post is titled "shitposting." Is there any signicant difference in the discomfort between one topic of disgusting biological functions and another?

 

Rocks don't get to have opinions on this.

 

What are you offers, and what are the rules?

 

-bursts out laughing-

 

Thank you Papyrus. I know i still have you. I know you''l be there to back me up. and I to you.

 

That question was a question, not merely an opinion hidden beside a rhetorical questionmark.

You might have more success getting your way if you convince others to your point of view, rather than repeatedly sharing your opinions with those who did not solicit it. Certainly a high-ranking gem would not appreciate the... enthusiasm... with which you share your thoughts. Cultural differences.

[Pattern observation suggests a high probability of an insult coupled with a permission/request/demand to travel elsewhere, and little-to-no attempt at communication of reasons for the opinion.]

 

Wow, fuck you, y'all can't stop me from speaking my mind.

Furthermore, as rocks do not shit or fuck, I figure you can't really understand the complex cultural taboos and rules for discussing said stuff, nor, apparently, slang??

 

Do pardon my intrusion into your conversation, but I find myself most compelled to voice my joy to find another entity thusly inclined towards the fine arts of verbal discourse and discussion. Such are so difficult to come by in these trying times.

 

[Pattern recognition success. SIGH.]

Preventing you from speaking your mind is the opposite of my intentions. That is what you are seeking to do to me.

Allow me to rephrase in a vernacular more suited to your preferred means of communication:

Instead of telling me to shut up, try to convinve me to agree with you. Then I could aid you in stopping the discussion of the genie's sex life.