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THAT CONTEST WAS RIGGED!

CLEARLY I SHOULD BE THE #1 DORK.

 

*snorts with laughter* Well, you are the #1 KISMESIS.

 

WINNING A POPULARITY CONTEST OF ONE CONTESTANT... JUST ISN'T THE SAME THING.

 

*laughs teasingly* Would you prefer it if there were more?

 

Does Norm have black crushes? -deceptively innocent smile-

 

Well, no, it's not plural yet. But I honestly dunno what's gonna happen next, so...

 

THAT ANNOYING HORSE...

 

I don't wanna fuck the death metal unicorn. I can't see that ending well for anybody.

 

-actually surprised- Really? Nobody? I don't mean like how bad you've got it for Pap and Sev, just "wow they're infuriating and I want to punch them in the face. With my face."

 

Er... no, actually. And are you saying that Pap's not my spades? *confused expression*

 

No! I meant you and Pap is about as obvious as your feelings for Sev.

 

*sighs* Thank God. I was really worried for a sec there. Not that my feelings for Sev being as obvious as me blatantly flirting with Pap is any better.

 

Thank you, Corwin! *drinks* I was young and stupid. My taste and my aim have improved.

 

She's my daughter. Are you her ancestor?

 

IS THE DEATH METAL HORSE TOO COOL FOR YOU?

 

No, we don't, but that's not going to stop him from discussing them.

 

Nope. It's too violent. And too... horse.

 

I'm relatively sure that the only way to do that is for everyone to completely ignore the genie's discussion of his sex life (or lack thereof) or for someone to convince the genie to leave. Good luck with that. I don't see that working out too well.

 

IF YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY AN ANIMAL, YOU'RE RIGHT, SKELETONS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES.

 

You fucked Alexander Hamilton?!?!?!?!