shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Im Not Saying He Will Im Just Saying Medicullers And Docterrorists Do
Im Okay With Sev Hes Decent As Far As Those Types Go.
I Just Also Like Having Limbs.
And If Anyone Wants To Fight The Alternian Empire Thats Fine By Me. Knock Yourselves Out. Just Dont Expect To Come Back.

 

So, what's your problem with me liking him, than?

 

Its Less The Liking And More The Liking...
Look I Get It Everyone With Half A Fuctioning Ganderbulb Or Auricular Sponge Gets It, You Have Fallen Red For The Guy
I Just Really Dont Need To Know The Extent Of It Alright? Its Fuckin Gross How Everyone In The House Is Constantly Exchaging Bodily Fluids.

 

Heh, dotz vot dey sed ven Master Ominox invaded der Habsburgs too. Bot no, hy vos tokkink about der vuns dot deed dot to hyu specee-fic-ally. hy haf to esk der masters about invadink tings.

 

Aw Thats Cute But No One Batteried Me Yet Or Id Be As Damaged As @H.I.C.S.S. Iron Hammer

 

I thought I was being subtle, actually.

I sure wish me and Sev were constantly exchanging bodily fluids.

 

ship may be damaged but ship can still have fun! ^_______^

(ship is glad they haven't caught you)
(keep running super fast ok?)

 

For Fucks Sake

 

Cant Catch Me Where Im At Bud. You Blow Up Some Empire Fuckers From Me, Yeah?

 

Well, I don't see any of the romance and sex and stuff in this house stopping any time soon, so I suggest you get used to it.

 

...Hokeh hy em de-fee-net-ly tokkink to der masters about invadink dis Alternian Empire. Et least ven Dey turn pipple into science tings ´dey don´t go around callink eet Medicine!

@aurumIlluminatrix Und if hyu need medical help hy promise hy von´t stick ennytink in hyu hed.

 

Im Perfectly Fine And Healthy, Quite To The Contrary Of What People Will Tell You.
Really Food And Sleep Are So Overrated

 

......Vot do hyu grey pipple eet?

 

Yeah No You Wouldnt Like That Answer Much.
Its Mostly Meat Its Just Meat From... Unorthodox Sources Im Told.
@Sunshine Will Be Able To Tell You All About That, Wont You, Sunshine?
=)

 

-shrugs- Pipple get all veird about vot jägerkin eet, hy von´t judge. Do hyu like bogz? Hy haf some in mine pack.

 

Is That Supposed To Sound Like Bugs Because Yeah We Eat Bugs.
We Also Technically Are Bugs.

 

-Hands Ophira a tin of live blue-ish green and very large beetles- Hyu ken eet der ded vuns but dey isn´t as tasty ennymore.

 

I Wouldve Been Surprised If Anyoned Offered Me Proper Grubs, Welp.
-she pops a living beetle in her mouth and chews. grimacing.-
Blegh Crunchy. Loud Noise In My Head.
But It Tastes Okay.

 

Hy suppose hyu could shell dem? Let me see. -digs two claws into beetle shell, makes it pop open and hands Ophira the bettle that was inside- Dere.

 

Thats Actually Better. Thanks, I Guess.
And Now Ive Got To Go Back To Figuring Out How To Make Explosions Non-Lethal And Pretty Looking.
Fireworks Are So Weird.