shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

[Angel] Only because it 'traps' energy, and it's usually mesh or perforated metal. Lyra's had enough of cages- she'd probably fry us all if we tried to put her in one for real.

 

Well, that does makes sense. *smiles sheepishly*

 

[MY HOST HAS DUBBED ME 'JAKOB' AND MY TRUE NAME HAS POWER IN MY UNIVERSE. I HAVE BEEN CALLED MANY THINGS. I AM AN OUTLANDER, A STRAY THOUGHT GIVEN WILL. I DEVOURED OTHERS OF MY KIND AND EARNED MY OWN OUTLAND, BUT HUMANS CALLED MY ATTENTION AND I GAVE IT TO THEM. THIS ONE IS ENTERTAINING. I SHALL REMAIN WITH HER UNTIL SHE CEASES TO BE SO.]

I'm Venena. I cart this fucker around in my head after he saved me from his own cult. That's not gratitude speaking, by the way. He's altered my biology so I can't live without him. What're you drinking? Can I have five?

 

Names of power? I've dealt with those. *Corwin looks distinctly unimpressed*

It's Scotch, from Earth. I'm particularly fond of it. *He pulls out a larger glass and pours it.* Cheers.

 

[ALL NAMES. BUT FOR US THE RUNE-CONCEPT IS MORE EASILY FOUND IF WE ARE NOT CAUTIOUS, AND IT IS EASILY USED AGAINST US.]

Most "go home, asshole" banishings require the rune-concept of the one you're banishing, both the symbol and the name. You can usually find the symbol if you have the name. And thank you, cheers. -she takes the glass-

 

I've met a few of the less cautious ones. I'd name them but it would do you no good to summon them; they're dead.
*he shifts his cloak so that his sword is revealed; there's a complex pattern - *the* Pattern - on its hilt. It has power over demons and forces of Chaos. Any of those sort who recognize it should be wary*

 

I don't make promises unless I'm sure that I can keep them.

And I can't restore a universe that's been replaced or collapsed. It isn't possible.

I can't bring people back from the dead.

I'll drink to that! Older, wiser, and never missing our enemies! *raises his drink, drinks it*

 

Faraday cages are damned useful. I've spent my fair share of time inside one.

 

*nods* I can't even do that. I could find a world similar to it, but never quite the same. I tried, once, with a world I had loved greatly, and found only a place where my very name was a curse.

 

That ought to be reversible. It's not a good idea to share your body with beings that don't have bodies of their own. It was certainly one of the worst choices I ever made, and I loved the bastard then.

It's very good Scotch.

 

She doesn't want to hear it, and I can't say that I blame her. But it's true. I wish it weren't but I am not able to make wishes come true...and those who are, often learn that wishes have a way of coming true in ways you wouldn't want them to.

 

How did you have an emo phase when you are only 7?

 

Considering im from another planet, i do hace red blood, but im not human. so what is with that?

 

You know a lot about blood, have you trained to become a sith lord?

 

Where is this horse you speak of?

 

Dude, you would win the best friend contest 100%

 

Please. Im the embodiment of a person being called an animal.

 

How big is your family tree? First you say that trolls are your daughters, and you have a cat wife. But your human all the same.

 

You tried your best, thats what really matters.

 

Hear, hear