shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

What is a gem? Do you mean like a ruby or emerald?

 

A-ah yes. Except I'm much lesser... I-i mean different from a Ruby or an Emerald, because I'm a Pearl. S-silicon and Light based beings a-are rare in your universe I s-s-suppose?

 

On some planets there are silicon. However, the gems we use in my universe are rocks that we use to power our weapons and make them different colors.

 

Hey, from one 'not gonna be a weapon' to another - you've got me!
And that Amethyst that Lavender's talking about - so not me. But that's what I was supposed to be, someone who pushes around Pearls just for the fun of it.

 

-swoon-

 

Christ, people, I want him to think I'm hot, I'm not looking for a marriage proposal.

 

Wouldn't that be... nice, though?

 

No! I barely know him! I don't even want to date him yet, I just want him to be open to the option if I do want to date him!

 

Okay, I guess that's fair. *sighs* My fantasies are kinda silly pink hearty, after all, I know.

 

And move damn fast, this coming from someone who was named head concubine by a man I knew for less than half a week. (Long story. Politics.)

 

Well... I'm not gonna be making anybody my concubine, so...

 

What I meant was, I have moved damn fast and I'm saying you're moving absurdly fast. Which means that when I say you're getting ahead of yourself you're really getting ahead of yourself.

 

I mean, you're not entirely wrong...

 

Not saying don't fantasize, but you get too attached to your fantasies...

Well, Hope can and will screw you up the ass without artificial apparatus.

 

(She's also the bitch who paved the road to Hell with good intentions, I'm told.)

 

*laughs* Yeah, getting screwed up the ass by hope is a thing I'm familiar with. Still...

 

'Still' nothing. Would not be surprised if mate is a little uneasy if he finds out you're designing your wedding dress before you've even talked about being a thing.

I'd be locking my doors and sleeping with a knife, but I might be a bit paranoid.

 

True, we do have that in common

 

D-do you ask them whether they w-want to do that?

 

What do you mean? I mean we use rocks to power our weapons, not living creatures.