shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I-it's not f-for a Pearl. Th-they get a-angry they s-start hitting me. I-it d-doesn't matter w-w-why they're angry.

 

THANK YOU!! Finally, someone gets it.

 

And Sans, I don't think he sees you as a person, really. As an actual partner, an actual lover. Instead, well, I think he sees you as a pawn, a toy. Something like that.

 

Look. Pearl or Lavender or whatever.

I'm not ever gonna hit you. And you tell me if someone else does. Cause then I can go hit THEM. Deal?

 

How much are you worth? A skeleton arm and a leg? Im sorry if that joke is bad. Im trying a TON to make good jokes. A skeleTON.

 

... n-not anymore? W-we're running away.
A-a-amethyst w-will be very angry when she h-hears that I g-got o-off-planet.
...
:)

 

Well Amethyst can just go take a long walk off a short bridge into a deep canyon, can't she?

Not you, short Amethyst.

Anyway, I can be a bit of an angry person. But I do try to not take things out on people who don't deserve it, okay?

 

o-okay. I-i am not v-very good a-at remembering th-that not all strong w-words a-are angry o-or mean i-i'm about to get tossed a-across the room.
B-but I'm g-getting better at that! O-or I'm t-trying.
C-cuddling h-helps a lot.

 

I'm not... really a cuddler.

 

Th-that's o-okay. I-i meant my friends, a-actually. The other Pearls a-and Citrine a-and Carnelian. A-and maybe Spinel a-and H-hematite too?

 

*grins* It sounds like your life has improved since the last time we talked, yeah? I don't think you mentioned having friends back then, did you?

 

Y-yes. I s-spent some time b-being fused a-and fighting a-and everything i-is g-great... e-even though w-we couldn't s-s-save Blue...

 

*grins* Cool. *frowns* Too bad about Blue, though. But well... I guess there always comes a time when there's nothing you can really do. *sighs* When you just can't save somebody.

 

Hey, yeah, I know that. And if anyone's going to be angry, it's me.

Y'know, Lavender, I hated that I came from the Kindergarten, and it's such an awful place, I even hated myself. But you know who made me feel better about myself? Pearl - the Crystal Gem one, if you've heard of her. When awful things happen, get angry at the people who let it happen. But don't get angry at yourself for things you couldn't control.

 

[Lyra] -signing- <Freedom> <cost>, <every defiance> <weakens masters>. <Blue> <sacrifice> <also freedom>.

 

S-she was e-e-executed! Th-they caught her a-and we couldn't...
*she wipes her eyes and runs out.*

 

Hell yeah! Give me liberty, or one of us is gonna give some death.

 

...Oh. Sorry.

 

((No problem! There are a lot of episodes, with surprisingly complex SF worldbuilding sprinkled in what looks at first like a simple feel-good show for little kids. Besides, it's fun to bounce off unfamiliar canons - I lost track of the SW EU-as-was a long time ago :) ))

 

Grrr... I wanna fight Shirananda so bad, dammit. Sev doesn't have to live up to anybody, Shiny. He's brilliant the way he is, thanks. Much better than Stan and Ford, actually, I'd say.