shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oooooh, what do I see here?

It looks like a... self-drag! Oooooooo!

 

And Sev knocks it out of the park! Yes!!!

 

Fight? Or give her the wishes that are exactly what she asked for but not at all what she wants? I know which one I'd find more entertaining.

 

*devilish smirk* Actually, I think I like the second option, now that you mention it. *sighs* Then again... ugh... I kinda just got out of ever having to do that again, so... maybe not. Being an enslaved genie was not fun.

 

You Could Become A Genie For Hire.
Its Different, Cause You Get Paid By People And Can Refuse Clients.

 

That's what Stalker did. He didn't like having to hunt any unregistered psychic in Chi-town, but there are dangerous ones out there he takes contracts for when we're headed that direction.

 

Tell me if something like this happens, ill protect you.

 

Being a gene, doesnt that mean that i can wish for three things right now, and you have to grant them?

 

Why Did You Have To Say That We Just Got Him Tolerable Again? Suffs Sake Hell Be Pissy About This For Days.

 

Please do it!

 

THANK YOU. We need something awsome to happen around here. *whispers to himself*Although many interesting things happen everyday.

 

*nods* She really doesn't strike me as the sort capable of distinguishing between slave and servant for hire. You could sell tickets for the point where you tell her no and make it stick.

 

For hire? *purses his lips* Well, I do need a way to make money now.

And I can refuse clients? Cool! Even fairies can't do that!

*offended* No. It does not. I'm free. Maybe I'll grant you wishes if you pay me, but I don't have to grant anything I don't wanna.

Yeah, like, she'll think she's gonna get everything she wants and then - boom! - the wish train'll stop and she'll be left with everything she already got, no take backs, no more wishes, no more anything! *smirks*

 

Norm, Norm, Norm.

What's your going rate for a wish?

 

Uh, kid, I've literally just started thinking about this. I don't think I've even reached the stage of pricing my wishes yet. Honestly, I'm still wondering if I'd be okay with doing this as a job. Like, sure, I talk a good game but... *sighs* I'm still not sure if it'll remind me too much of being a slave. Especially with folks like @Starkiller being like, "you're a genie, so you have to grant people three wishes." So yeah, I have no idea what the going rate would even be yet.

 

Okay.

...I'm guessing it's not allowed to wish for a bunch of money and then split it? Because I dunno why you wouldn't do that all the time.

 

Nah, wishing for money is allowed. I'm rule-free, remember?

So, uh, yeah, I could do that. Sounds like a real good idea, actually. *grins*

 

And, like, I get your freedom worries. I'm not gonna fuss at you about wishes unless I've just gotten stabbed or something, deal?

 

*grins*

Deal.

 

...maybe don't make too much money, though, I think there's an economy reason that's a bad idea.