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Do you think Sev would like that?

 

I, on the other hand, never claimed morality. I just like watching those with more wealth than sense get the rug pulled. Unwarranted? Sometimes. Petty? Usually. Hilarious as fuck? Always.

 

An odd point to make, I guess
But then again I shan't digress
I asked and you replied
... I still am mystified.

Spite again I hear
It's the same, I suppose, here
But what of those who she keeps fed?
Will you still laugh when they are dead?

 

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Look, if someone gets their money off of hurting people who can't defend themselves, they don't deserve that money.

...but then they'd hurt more people to make up the difference, so it's just a tempting fantasy.

 

*frowns* Er, maybe not.

*laughs* Yep. Hilarious as fuck.

*frowns* I don't wanna kill them, and I don't see why screwing her over would require that. So yeah, I agree, that would be a bit much.

 

excuze you!
we are a lot of beez
zo we have a lot of mouthz

we even have teeth!

 

Well, then, you're sure some weird bees... Like, come on, teeth? Really? What kind of bee even needs teeth?

 

the kind of bee who wantz to fly really good of courze!!!!!!
zilly genie
not knowing zomething az zimple az that!

 

That's only simple for you 'cause you're a bee.

 

that'z right!
we are beez, and it'z great!!!
hey
hey aren't you magic?
why don't you wizh you could bee a bee????
then it would bee zimple for you too!

 

Yes, I am magic. But nope, I'm not gonna wish to be a bee. Sure, you guys know bee stuff but, honestly, most of the stuff - and people - I wanna do, I can't do it as a bee. Like, I seriously doubt bees give anybody but their fellow bees boners. And I think the bee dudes die after having sex. No thanks!

 

but what a way to go <3

 

Well, yeah, that would be one of the most pleasant deaths possible. *grins* *laughs* Still, why die having sex as a bee when I can get laid and not die as virtually anything else?

 

Mayhap the bees can accumulate to imitate a maw, which would result in bee teeth, with the meaning of teeth made of bees.

 

*shudders* Now that's just creepy...

 

"Put that demon back in the box."

-giggles- We've heard that one before. From both ends!

 

It's just fucking creepy when you bite the heads off and drop them back in. Bad enough you do it with the gingerbread.