shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*grins at him* Yeah.

 

Alright, so, the human said there's some monsters here I should chat with? Something about big teeth and a love of fighting. Who's in here?!

 

Hallo, dotz sum nice armour hyu gotz dere.

 

Looks like you're the guy she told me about! And, thanks??

*She doesn't know what the heck they're complimenting her for. It's just the armor she wears as leader of the Royal Guard?*

 

-laughs- Hy´m e gurl, hy know eet dozn´t show moch. Hy do like fightink tho. Hyu enny goot?

*Mina appreciates a nice set of armour.*

 

UH, HUMAN?

YOU SEEM TO BE ENJOYING THE IDEA OF ME FRIGHTENING PEOPLE! PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST COME FROM A VERY BAD SITUATION, AT THAT.

I'M NOT SURE IT'S THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO BE EXCITED ABOUT IN THE GAME...?

MAYBE WE COULD FOCUS A LITTLE MORE ON THE FRIENDS I COULD MAKE WITH THEM!

 

Oh Papyrus, it's not all excitement about you frightening people. At least in part, for me, it's excitement about you being one of the first things that's really challenging Riki to learn to not be scared of everything anymore.

 

OH!

:D

MY UNEASINESS HAS VANISHED WITH YOUR WORDS, SEV!

I'M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DOWN FOR HELPING YOUR FRIENDS TO BE BETTER, HAPPIER PEOPLE!

 

Here to help. *amused smile.*

 

AND LOOK! ALREADY ANOTHER PERSON WHO DIED IS NO LONGER DEAD!

SO WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO RESOLVE EVERYTHING PEACEFULLY!

WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO WORK OUT JUST FINE, I CAN FEEL IT.

 

Uh, skeleton, have you met Julissa? She tricked me, you know...

 

SO? FRIENDS TRICK EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. JAPES AND PRANKS ARE VERY POPULAR BACK HOME!

 

Not like that, you dolt.

 

LIKE WHAT, THEN?

 

She made me think that Bill was good, and that all he wanted was freedom for everyone. She made me betray you all. She lied to me.

 

OH...

SO IT MIGHT BE A BIT OF A CHALLENGE.

NYEH HEH HEH! OF COURSE NOT!!!

ANYONE WOULD FEEL A LITTLE AWKWARD IN THE PRESENCE OF MY GREATNESS!!!

 

Well, I'd say more than a challenge, actually...

 

D: I'm obsolete

 

no oooooo

 

Never Dearheart <3