shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Anger Is Healthy. Fear Is Healthy. Neither Are Happiness And Yet Are More Healthy Than Pretending To Be Happy To Appease Your Misguided Need For Universal Harmony.
TL;DR: Fuck You For Trying To Force Your Opinions On My Emotions On Me.

 

Well, if you get in the Bone Zone often enough, your safe word can be the "word that you always say to each other." Or not, 'cause that might mean, well, that you guys haven't learned enough about each other's limits yet - despite all the sex you're having.

 

*gasps*Profanity. What do you like to do in your free time?

 

*bursts out laughing* And you only noticed that we were swearing just now? Wow.

 

Oh. I dont do that. My most recent girlfriend after when i broke up with Amelia is a tank named Sheila, she is very nice.

 

I mean im used to it. People swear all the time, but i dont like it. I would never swear.

 

Saying Cusswords And Blowing Assholes Up.
My Ideal Saturday Night Plans Are A Long Walk On The Beach And A Few Bouts Of Senseless Property Destruction, Murder And Arson, Then Feeding The Corpses To My Merwolfmom.
Im Also Getting Into Fireworks As A Side Thing.
(And I Really Like Kissing My Matesprit)

 

You would like Sarge. He is just like you. He carries around a shotgun wherever he goes. He likes to hit people just for fun.

 

:|
* I'm preeeeeeetty sure a robot isn't a plant.
* Plants are organic!
* Robots are metal.
* Do you know what a plant is?

 

Yeah, the ground is covered in them. They're pretty.

 

*laughs* Yeah, I think I can see why. A tank would be... tricky... to do the do with.

 

IT IS!!!
NICE TO MEET YOU, CABOOSE!

NO, I'M NOT THE CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND.
I'M...
THE BOYFRIEND WHO LIVES UNDER ROCKS?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND ANY BETTER.

 

Ok Djinn and Tonic, you're fun to mess with but you really need to stop talking about your lack of a sex life. It's starting to remind me that I'm not getting any, which is not a thing anyone wants to hear about because my girlfriend was a rapid-fire quadrant clusterfuck and someone ventilated her skull.

 

*laughs* Well, at least he knows you're real now. That's an improvement. I was worried that if you took any longer to show up, he'd start to think you were a figment of my imagination or something.

Alright, alright, I'll try to stop. *sighs*

 

Thank the Sisters. I'm even suffering from an eye candy shortage, working for a certain masked malefactor. I will expound on it in the most obnoxious of manners, given an excuse.

 

*laughs* What, there are no hot people in the parts of Pennarion you guys wreak havoc in?

 

OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING SKELETON, AND YOUR NOT DEAD. Want a muffin? *shaking rapidly with excitement*

 

You have a dirty mind. You should start saying "bow-chika-bow-wow!" my friend tucker says that too. Everybody here reminds me of my friends at home. We could even be BEST FRIENDS!!

 

*grins* Well, that would give everybody who wants me to shut up a nice "hey, you can stop listening now!" cue, so they can stop giving me shit about it.

And yeah, I guess we could. I'm surprised that I've found more than one dude like Pap here. I thought people like him were rare. And no, I'm not talking about skeletons. *laughs* Though I'm kinda shocked that I met two of those, honestly.

 

Yayy! New buddies!! Best first day ever!!