shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*grins* Yeah. Having friends is new for me, and it's pretty great.

 

Hello Caboose. Nice to meet you. Little info, dont get on these guys bad side. Especially not mine.

 

Ok. Care for a muffin?

 

*laughs* Oh, so you're the most threatening guy here? Really? You think, out of this whole group, you're the worst one to mess with?

Like, come on. Sure, you're a Jedi, but we've got assassins, Knives of Death, genius scientists, Jagers, soldiers, genies, Pixies, trolls, Gems and all sorts of other powerful people here. You're not the only one here that could give someone a bad time if they wanted to, dude, and certainly not the one that could give them the worst bad time. I dunno who that would be but yeah, don't get a swelled head, dude. I mean, I reckon we've all managed to demolish you with words alone at least once.

 

Ok, fine, geez, I was just giving the new guy a heads up on what usually happens here. Ive also seen he's met Aurum, so whats the worse that will happen?

 

*laughs* True. Just you tend to talk yourself up like you're the hottest shit around, and like, obviously, everything you do is justified and you're never wrong, and just, yeah... no, not true. You aren't.

You're like, *sarcastic voice* "Oh, I got angry! So nobody can be mad at me for being a colossal jerk! Because I was angry! And yes, I can totally ask the free genie so, 'do you have to grant me three wishes, then?' That doesn't sound entitled at all." *rolls his eyes*

 

[That shaking... reminds Papyrus of someone. Is this armored person related to Temmie?]
WHAT KIND OF MUFFIN...?
I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY WAISTLINE.

 

*laughs* Waistline? Really, Pap? You're literally a skeleton and I've not been complaining. <3<

 

Too much wreaking havoc, not enough pretty ladies wearing pale gold and smug smiles (and not much else.)

 

*licks his lips* You've got good taste.

 

Uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

Well, this ain't polite company. It's the shitposting rave 2: electric boogaloo. Which is almost rule-free. I don't think we're allowed to get graphic here but lewd's permitted, so... sorry, Dandelion. You're out of luck.

 

And now I'm going to stop, because unlike a certain Djinn and Tonic I can actually take a hint. -winks-

 

This is why I like her more.

 

PSSHH. I WOULDN'T MAKE DIETARY CHOICES BASED ON WHAT YOU THINK. <3<
BUT REALLY.
LOUNGING AROUND THE HOUSE MOST OF A WEEK, EATING WITHOUT PROPERLY EXERCISING...
I'VE HEARD THINGS ABOUT HUMAN FOOD, YOU KNOW.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET AS OUT OF SHAPE AS MY BROTHER.

 

*winks* Congratulation on your self-control!

I wasn't aware this was a competition.

*laughs* And honestly, I wouldn't expect you to. <3<

You may've heard things about it, but I doubt they really apply to skeletons. Like, if you gained weight, where would it even go? Into your soul?

 

So you accept losing?

 

Well... I guess it depends on what I have to do to win.

 

BY THAT LOGIC, HOW AM I A SKELETON IF I'VE NEVER BEEN HUMAN?

MONSTERS THAT RESEMBLE HUMAN MYTHS AREN'T EX-HUMANS!

...TO BE FAIR, A FEW PEOPLE MADE COMICS OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WHERE ME AND SANS WERE ONCE HUMAN. BUT THOSE COMICS ARE WAY MORE SAD THAN WHAT THE HUMANS HAVE PLANNED FOR US IN THIS GAME.

 

*frowns* I dunno. 'Cause there's no other word for "a collection of properly arranged bones," I guess, and calling you that all the time would be silly and take too much time?