shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Spoiler: Spoilers

THEY'RE NOT MY ANCESTORS!

 

What if the love of your life was on the line and the only way to get to them is to kill people. Would that be bad? Valiska, would you kill someone if they took your husband? Papyrus, what if they took Sans. And sweet, sweet Caboose, what would you do for Sheila?

 

I like to think I'm more creative than having to resort to murder, and yeah, it would be bad. Just understandable bad.

 

Gah, stop fighting you two. Your making me sad/mad.

 

Spoiler: Is it a spoiler tag?

* Yeah, well...
* That wasn't an option!!
* The only humans who fell down...
* Were...
* . . .
* They were the only ones we could reach!!

 

Sheila cant be taken, how can you steal a tank. I would like to see someone try.

 

Spoiler: undertale story

Did you get to them? Also, dont reek vengence across every human. Some of us werent even there.

Im trying as hard as i can to be a pacifist so you guys would like me. Its difficult.

 

Is That A Challenge? I Am Pretty Sure I Can Steal A Tank.

 

NEVER, SHE'S MY LOVE AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS!!

 

Chill I Was Trying To Make A Joke Im Not Actually A Complete Fucking Lunatic I Just Act Like One.

 

Ok, but if we're talking jokes. I have one for you *clears throat*

What do you get when you mix Dracula with a snowman?

 

-just watching. It's not a popcorn.gif watching-

 

I THINK THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DEPENDANT ON OUR APPROVAL. AND PAP'S ACTUALLY LIKE THE LEAST DANGEROUS PERSON TO GET DISAPPROVAL FROM BECAUSE ALL HE'D DO IS GIVE YOU A STERN TALK ABOUT CONSIDERING NON VIOLENT OPTIONS AND THEN TRY TO CHEER YOU UP.
I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT SANS, BUT... WELL A BIRDY IS CHIRPING THAT HE WON'T BE IN FOR A FEW DAYS SO!

 

I Dunno, What?

 

Frost-bite. *gestures in a taa-daa pose*

 

Thank you. Ill take that into consideration.
Also, yes, im sad Sans wont be here for a while.

 

...
Okay That Was... Expectedly Pretty Fucking Terrible And I Walked Right Into It Too.
Heh. Youre A Good Kid.
((Caboose is most likely at least ten years her senior and her calling him kid is amusing me a lot))

 

See, i knew i could make you laugh. Jokes never fail.

 

I Think The Genie Will Differ With ou On That Point Actually.
Isnt That So Norm?

 

Shhh, we handled that. And if you bring it up he's gonna mope.