shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Does he hate jokes? maybe i should give him one.

 

Aww, But I Wasnt Even There When It Unhappened.

 

We don't need an even mopier genie! -sticks tongue out-

 

I'm not a pacifist either. What matters to me is whether you defy the ones who would use you as a tool of oppression.

 

Is that a yes to telling another joke?

 

Ok, you and me have almost the same qualities. Either im a reject from your cloning operation or your a default in my cloning operation. Seriously, we're both tools of war, both have a small amount of friends, and we both are clones. *grins* Are you a long lost relative of me?

 

She is very pretty, isn't she? I'm lucky she's my wife.

 

Because everyone who lives with us is all about following the rules?

Everybody knows what I think about authority, rules, codes of honour and the like.

The only things that matter are survival, kindness, love, beauty and truth.

 

I can truthfully say that as life has forced me to make that choice numerous times, it's meaner to let terrible people do whatever they please than it is to stop them, even if you have to kill them.

 

Its Just Breaking My Pan. This Isnt How Its Supposed To Be. Being A Heretic Is Bad Enough I Dont Need To Draw Attention To Myself By Being Involved In Pailing Crimes As Well!

 

Fuck yes, why is this even a question?

 

The only "pailing crime" on Pennarion is doing it with someone who doesn't want to do it or isn't old enough to know if they want it or not. You are our daughter, we promised you were never going back to Alternia.

 

-hug!- It's ok, 'Phira. You're safe. We're safe. If the Empire has an issue they can stick it up their ass or we'll put it there. You don't have to worry. You're not there anymore.

 

You're organic and I'm not - but there's this thing I've heard humans say: we're siblings from another mother. Or clone factory.

 

Undyne better stay the hell away from me.

 

@Starkiller:

I have currently two major life goals.

1) Create the Philosopher's Stone
2) Figure out how to permanently destroy Bill. Why? Because he hurt my husband.

 

True, true.

Keep at those goals. I hope you accomplish them. Also, who is Bill?

 

*SCREECHES*
Name!

 

Well, you were saying some exceptions on killing. I just wanted to throw my opinion into the ring.

 

Good for you. How did you two meet?