shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Kill it with holy fire. Yes, that's the bastard.

 

-she addresses her hands instead of anyone specifically-

When the murderer in question is a tool, a weapon, are they to blame? Or the one who wields them? No-one blames the knife for a killer's actions, but a knife is not a person, and cannot chose.

Is it freedom to chose when the other option is silence or death?

And there are weapons made infamous by the lives cut short by them. They are not to blame, but they carry the sin long after the killing is done.

 

Oh, ive seen him. Just traveling in my ship one day, then BOOM!!! He's there staring at me, I'm staring back. Next thing you know, rips a wing off my ship. Next second, he's gone. *starts twitching rapidly and his eyes turn red* If i ever find see him again, i will kill him for you guys and he will literally pay for my ship. That wing costed $4500000. Thats uh, 750000000 credits in my universe.

 

Are you ok? Do you need a hug?

 

[Bluescreen of death .gif]
[Rebooting]
[Rebooting...]
THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
IT'S A CRAZY, HYPOTHETICAL SORT OF QUESTION.
BECAUSE...
I DON'T KNOW THAT PEOPLE WILL KILL SANS UNLESS I KILL THEM.
HOW COULD I EVER KNOW THAT?

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

 

No and also no.

 

Witnessed.

 

*gasps* you dont like jokes, or was it so punny it hurt. I hope i didnt hurt.

Mind whispering to me what is going on? What about a high-five?

 

Some things won't ever be okay. But we move forward together.

 

It's not something you could understand, and that's okay. I wish fewer people did understand it. Just let it be.

 

Ven dey start shoutink "Hy iz gonna kill hyu all" iz usually a clue.

 

I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT MATTER?
I MEAN, DOES IT MATTER WHO'S TO BLAME?
THE IMPORTANT THING IS FOR PEOPLE TO TRY TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE.
TO BE HAPPY, TO HAVE FRIENDS, TO ENJOY LIFE.
...SOMETIMES PEOPLE MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES, AND DO TERRIBLE THINGS, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW WILL PROTECT THEMSELVES, OR THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT, OR ANYBODY ELSE...
IT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
IT'S NOT A BAD THING TO BLAME THEM FOR.
IT'S JUST... THE BEST THEY COULD DO THEN.
AND HOPEFULLY THEY WON'T EVER AGAIN FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE ONLY CHOICE.

 

You talk funny. I like it.

 

Hear, Hear.

 

You know, the longer I look at pictures of Bill, the more I realize how ridiculous he looks!
Like.
He's a fucking triangle. He looks like someone got bored doing their trigonometry schoolfeed.

Which I empathically never did. I just doodled thornflowers. Roses. And then I dreamed of weird triangle places that made my head hurt when I tried remembering them when I was back awake.

 

THAT WAS A BAD PUN AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

THAT'S... A GOOD SIGN. OKAY! THANK YOU!!!

 

Like to draw triangles, they're my favorite shape. But you know whats better than a triangle? A square.*giggles*

 

*starts crying*I thought people liked jokes

 

... You wouldn't be related to anyone named Dara, would you?

 

Not that I'm aware of? But my people usually don't know who they're actually descended from, with how troll reproduction works. Mothergrub, incestuous slurry, constant remixing, and all that. The only direct line of descent that counts is Ancestor-Descendant, which not only requires the exact same blood hue and symbol, but also that your lusii chirp out the same string of letters for you.
And since my Ancestor is an obtuse asshole who speaks in 4 liners, I only know her hatchname ends in Eluvei, and that her titles are Lumipyry and Arbalest. I don't even know who contributed the other half.