shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Are we serioulsy talking about timelines again?

 

Yeah, Starry, we are. It's kinda relevant, after all.

 

I would spare someone if it means people could be safe. Its happened before.

 

*sighs* Even if you ended up dead 'cause of it? Or did you mean to say, 'kill'? 'Kill' would make more sense in that sentence, I think. And would mean you've got much more sense than Pap does.

 

Starry? Did you just call me Starry? *confused look on his face* Out of all the names ive been called, never have i been called Starry. I find it amusing.

 

I sure did. 'Cause of your name. Starkiller. Which I shortened to Starry. Though autocorrect says my new nickname for you should be 'Starkville.'

 

I try not to become angry, when i do, people get hurt. For example, i was given a gun one day, 5 seconds later, 100 people were in the hospital. I kind of become the hulk when i get angry. I dont turn green though, That is why i like to spare people.

 

Hmm, I like it. *smiles*Look out galaxy, here comes Starry.

Also, what the heck is a Starkville?

 

Five secs, a hundred people. *grins wickedly* That's impressive. I mean, I wouldn't say killing and hurting is good or anything, even though it's necessary, but those are some stats, alright.

And yeah, I guess I can see why you would wanna spare people, since a hundred people could contain a lot of collateral damage and well, it's best to avoid that, for sure.

I have no idea but autocorrect thinks it's realer than your actual name is, apparently. Like, if I hadn't been watching myself, I'd have accidentally called you it.

 

Haha. You must have a close eye then. Its funny, but what if i told you my real name wasn't Starkiller? Starkiller is more of a nickname given to me by Vader.

 

Vader? You mean, Darth Vader? The guy with the Death Star and the weird breathing?

 

*giggles* i definaltely broke some records that day. Ever since then, ive had a robot in my gun to help me. It also shoots confetti.
*pulls the trigger and confetti flies out with party noises*

 

Thays the guy. I was his apprentice until he betrayed and killed me countless times.
Imagine my hate for him like how the Pines hate Bill. That is a lot.

 

*grins* I'm surprised you think you need help, honestly. Like, do you wanna kill 200 people in 2.5 secs or something?

And nice. Pretty. Let's just all hope it never comes out when what you really want is ammo, though.

So... wait a minute... you were killed and betrayed by Vader countless times? By the same guy? What? That's ridiculous. I'm not surprised you hate him. Just... you couldn't take the hint after the first two deaths and betrayals?

Wow.

 

Well, the first time, he killed me to make everyone think im dead, the next time was just in general to get the heads of the rebellion, which i so happen to recruit. I died on the Death Star saving them.

Then Vader had me cloned and made countless Starkillers. The problem is, as i have said before, I dont know if I am the original Starkiller back from the dead or another clone.

 

Still... that is an awful lot of death. Pap would flip his shit.

 

I dont want to kill. I joined the army because i thought it would be fun. I was fun though, I met new friends.

Also, Freckles, my robot, will only change to bullets when im in battle. *looks at gun*Isnt that right Freckles?
*the gun says "Affirmative"*

 

Well, thats me. Starkiller. Vader didnt give me ths name for no reason.
Also, lets try to keep this story away from Papyrus, I dont want the guy having a heart-attack.
Wait...can a skeleton even have a heart-attack with no heart?

 

I saw that movie at least 25 times when I was in college. We'd pay to get in once and then stay in the back and watch all the shows some Saturdays.

 

Wait, what?

Many worlds theory strikes again.