shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Youre A Riot. You Know, Ive Killed More Times Than You Are Sweeps Old I Dont Even Know What Joy Feels Like. Is It That Feeling When I Get To Skip A Meal Or The One Where Ive Been Working On A Project For Three Weeks Straight And Slept About 24 Hours During That Time? You Also Dont Get To Do That Woe Is Me Shit Just Because You Are Neither Blue Nor A Horny Genie.

 

Fine, then. Leave me alone and you won't have to listen to me, sister. And go fuck yourself while you're at it.

 

Are you talking about me because im the only one here that is blue, except for starkiller.

 

Sufferer, No. Not You. The Tiny Annoying Blue Fairy.

This Might Sound Stupid Of Me But Youre Still My Favorite.

 

* Oh my god, you haven't posted yet.
*Are you still trying to figure out how to kiss him??

 

I'M STILL FIGURING OUT WHAT TO SAY!!!
IT WAS ALL SO... INTENSE.
AND EMOTIONAL???
THE WAY NORM FLIRTS WHEN HE WANTS ME TO DIE IS... NOT AT ALL LIKE WHEN THE HUMAN FLIRTED WITH ME.
THAT WAS CUTE, BUT AWKWARD, BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY.
THIS IS...
WELL...
HE'S BEING VERY KIND IN A MEAN WAY???
I APPRECIATE IT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HERE.
I DIDN'T EVEN BRING MY GUIDEBOOK TO DATING.......

 

* just kinda
* affectionately bump your teeth against his face
* it worked with grillbz.
* (my human is apparently what they call 'shipper trash')

 

* Tell him... he's cute!
* And then kiss him.

 

THIS IS THE SOUNDEST DATING ADVICE I'VE EVERE SEEN HERE.

 

...IS THAT WHY YOU'RE AT THE BAR SO MUCH???
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!!!
I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN GRILLBY A CARD.

IS IT REALLY?!?
THE GUIDEBOOK I READ HAD A LOT MORE STEPS TO IT.

 

I DON'T WANT TO DIE EITHER.
SO I WON'T!!!
AND, PLEASE DO NOT DIP THE SKELETON IN MILK.

 

* it happened once
* twice tops
* we weren't really... an item...?
* uh... at least i think.

 

SANS, OH MY GOD!! ITS BEEN SO LONG!! *tears in eyes and runs for hug*ahem, i mean, hey bro how are you?

((Hey how ya doing, its been a long time. Starkiller made a joke a while back))

 

would your ship name be paporm or Nopyrus?

 

*hugs papyrus*When did we get a new skeleton, is he your brother? *whispers*Does he like muffins?

 

(He neatly teleports to dodge the hug)
* pal, i have no idea where you think i've been but i'm pretty sure i'm good.
((Hi, I'm sort of on on the weekend but I'm kinda in the hospital for three more days next week. I'm also Loreli, Ophira And Lavender (and Zacharie), so that's why thsoe characters where only sporadically active as well!))

 

'IT'?
...
WAIT, IF YOU WEREN'T REALLY DATING, THEN...
AGH! NEVERMIND!
I DON'T NEED ANY DETAILS!!!

WHY WOULD MY SHIP NAME BE A STRANGE AMALGAM OF OUR NAMES?
MY SHIP WOULD HAVE A MUCH COOLER NAME THAN THAT.
SOMETHING LIKE...
...
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET.

YES, THIS IS MY LAZY BROTHER, SANS.
[whispers back] HE PROBABLY LIKES MUFFINS.
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU.

 

...why?

 

CUZ YOU TWO ARE SO ALIKE I'D BET MY FAVORITE HARPOON YOU WERE HATCHMATES IF YOU WEREN'T COLORED ALL WRONG.

 

I'm going to take the comparison to someone smart and tough enough to build bombs as a compliment.