shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I made a lightsaber once (because I am in fact a nerd) but it's not very practical, really. It's...great, until someone starts shooting. It's like having a vorpal sword, only with more things that can go wrong with it.

I like blasters. Stun, kill, and disintegrate. I'm not sure why we did the "kill" setting though--did we want to leave bodies lying around?

Who knows what Tainell and I were thinking fifteen years ago?

 

Oh, Stanford. Can't hang heads off your gate if you disintegrate 'em.

 

Oh. Yeah, you did that a few times, didn't you? *sighs*

 

I am a bastard. And you love me anyway.

 

I bet Valiska still carries a lightsaber.

 

Valiska still carries throwing knives. By the gross.

 

You missed some this morning, by the way. *grins*

 

*blushes* Where were they, in your hair? I can't think of any place you could have hidden them that I wouldn't have noticed.

 

They were all in my clothes, you just didn't find them.

 

*sighs the hugest sigh of relief*

 

Well, I had it last night. Since he got the idea from a movie he saw in his old universe, and we were in his old universe, I thought it might scare the shit out of some assholes. But I didn't end up using any of my weapons at all. Sev and Dipper fired the only shots.

 

I Do Wonder What The Fuck Kinda Shit You Think You Are Accomplishing By Waving A Sword In Front Of YOur Face. My Psi Sparks Hit On The Spot Immediately, They Are Electrical Discharge, Not Matter.

 

Also The Internet Calls You Wrong, Nerd

 

Why limit yourself to the laws of physics?
Laws are meant to be broken!
You can do anything at Zombo.com.
The only limit is yourself.

 

Dear Minecrafters, please remember that this is a PvE server. If you want to PvP, both participants should agree to it and go to an Arena or other designated PvP location.

Like that stage in Soul Calibur where you fight the Apprentice.

He kicks my ass so often. >:(

 

Can't lose my weapon either, I generate it when I need it.
*Amethyst pulls out the full three-tailed version of her whip and cracks it, sending a pulse of energy flowing off in an unoccupied direction*

 

((OMG, YOU BROUGHT GAME THEORY INTO THIS? I HAVENT WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE YET. Also, i like you now because you watch game theory.))
Excuse me, but at the end, he said its just a theory.

 

Would you like to hold it?

 

Silly, i absorb electricity. in almost 25%of it.

 

Or take dere hatz.