shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

My weapon is a bomb. Which I will use to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

Get in line.

 

There's a line? Well, then, I will DESTROY THE LINE!!!

And then I'll be the only one in it. Because everyone else will be DEAD. *evil laughter*

 

After Bill Cipher, the Condesce and the Diamond Authority, Burt, I am afraid that I just cannot manage to take you seriously. Please go read the Evil Overlord's List, take your meds, and clean your room. Then we might be able to listen without laughing. Right now you sound like someone who would seriously consider turning into a snake. And that never works out well for anyone.

 

Evil Overlord List for your convenience.

 

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*hands Burt a card with a flourish*

 

You know, I thought about asking you not to sell to that guy, but...maybe he'll blow himself up.

 

But if you destroy the world, what purpose would your life be after completing this achievement?

 

What a big arsenal. Where do you keep this stuff?

 

Listen I Have A Whole New Market All To Myself So Ill Make Like East Germany And Celebrate The Shit Out Of Capitalist Profiteering. Dad.

In My Sylladex.

 

Im going to pretend i know what that means.

 

Its A Pocket Dimension Based Inventory System. It Has Like Cards And Shit You Can Store Things In.

 

[*You lineface at his trick. A toasted muffin would have been tasty...]
[*But, now that you have the lasersword in hand, you could burn your own.]
[*You smirk back at Starkiller, then call out to Caboose.]

* Could I have a muffin?

 

Thats very handy. Where can i get one of those?

 

*tosses a muffin*Here you go. :3

 

In The Child-Eating Hellmurder Dimension Called Alternia

 

Is that sacrcasm?

((I really cant tell if someone is being sarcastic or not))

 

((It is not sarcasm, except for calling alternia a dimension instead of a planet inside a dimension, which is more playful exaggeration than sarcasm.))

 

[*Excellent.]
[*Time to burn a muffin.]
[*You toss the muffin into the air, and swing at it with the laser sword.]
[*The laser sword's weight is all in the hilt, which is about the same size as a knife.]
[*You hit it dead center on your first try.]
[*Two halves of a very crispy muffin fall to the ground.]

 

No. Its A Conservative Estimate.
My Mom Is A Two Story Tall Wolf With A Fishtail That Can Float And I Still Had To Fear For My Life Throughout Childhood.