shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Man do you ever just see something and think "I could fuck all night while this runs"?

 

Well... it wasn't your gun you were advertising, Spandex, though if the gun you're talking about isn't that thing you're twirling around right now, I'm game for trying it out too.

I Dream of Jeannie, actually. Damn, that Barbara Eden... *wistful sigh* Best celebrity crush ever.

 

not gonna lie i'd be game if you put either in your mouth.
and i don't know who barbara eden is but i bet she can't compare to Spidey.

Yes, because that crush is so much better.
Shh, let him dream.

 

Ah, typing one-handed, are ya? *smirks* Yes!!!

And well, I'm gonna go for the more... fleshy thing. When that goes off in my mouth, I don't get hurt.

*laughs* Spidey? Spidey? Your crush is spider-themed? Really? Wow.

 

i'm typing with my feet right now. and eating a burrito. slowly.

We're the best at this.
The bestest.

 

Ah, impressive. *whistles* And not at all what I was expecting, honestly. *tries not to sigh disappointedly about not having as big an effect as he thought*

 

i only need one hand to eat the burrito.
the other is playing with a loaded rifle.

 

aww i'm good with kids

i'm especially good with myself.

 

Didn't you end up in a universe made of only yourself?? Of course you're good with yourself. You have experience.

 

oh a fan! do you want an autograph? i prefer signing on bare butts and chests but a piece of paper would be fine too.

 

Is the rifle your penis, by any chance?

*facepalms* Goddammit.

And oh, I bet you are. Very good with yourself.

What? Deadpool had the Sanitarium experience? Really?

 

*licks his lips* Ooooh, I'd like a signature. Sometimes it's a real shame I don't have a butt. But my chest will do.

 

Jesus christ. I can never unthink that, Norm. Every time Oily or one of them gets mentioned, I'm gonna think of the Deadpool dog.

 

*looks at the fourth wall*
*looks at all the repair attempts now shattered across the hypothetical ground*

Welp.
Deadpool's here and real accounts are posting.
I guess that's that.
...
I'm going to Grillby's, anyone want anything?

 

*smirks* I am such a devil. You just can't stop me from sinning.

*flirty tone* I guess I just need the love of a good man - like Sev or Pap - to sort me out, huh? To tame this wild, free genie. To tie me down, if you know what I mean...

 

Since this is SPR2 and the points don't matter, I'm going to pass your question along to Papyrus, who I'm sure is entirely delighted to have all my memories of the #Undertail tag right now.

 

... can i fuck the fourth wall? i'll even buy it flowers.

Oh great. Don't forget the condoms.
Are you kinkshaming us?

 

UM.
HMM.
SO.
[Papyrus looks down at the prepared note in his hand and shuffles a little, as if he's nervously on stage.]
DO YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SNAP YOUR FINGERS TO USE MAGIC?
OR IS THAT MORE OF A... SHOWSMANSHIP THING?
BECAUSE IF YOU DO...
WELL.
TYING YOU DOWN HAS A LOT OF POSSIBILITIES.
OFF-SCREEN, NSFW POSSIBILITIES.

 

*licks his lips* #Undertail tag, huh?

*loses several hours browsing that one tag on tumblr*

*gains an appreciation for metatton's thicc robot booty*

Up for a threesome, Spandex?

*smirks* Off-screen, NSFW possibilities are the best kind. Well... no, on-screen, NSFW possibilities are really the best, but out of the available options, well... I'll take off-screen, NSFW.

I think I need to, yeah. Haven't ever tried it the other way. Well, I mean, I used a wand while I was a fairy, but that's different.

 

Baby I'm all nsfw i can take off the screen in no time if you know what i mean?

what is that even supposed to mean?