shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smirks* I think I get the general idea, yeah. The screen is your clothes, yes?

 

The screen is whatever you want it to be.
I've got a whole buncha toys to play with.

I don't think they like the same toys we like.

I think I wanna know what Mister Boner has to say about that first though.

 

Toys, huh? Well, I'm always ready to play.

And Mister Boner's a cool guy. You should really listen to him.

(And he really hates being ignored. Ignore him and he'll bitch at you for a week and a day. *sighs*)

 

If the fourth wall wants to. I'm not its interpreter, I'm just the repair person.

Or I was.

 

OH MY GOD?!?
PLEASE LEAVE THE SCREEN WHERE IT IS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO PUT IT ALL BACK.
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

 

Don't worry, Pap. I don't think that's your job, dude, taking care of the screen. Of any screen, really. Unless you want it to be.

 

... are we still talking about my dick?

Just making sure.
...To change topic in case we aren't!

 

NOBODY BUT YOU IS TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK.
BUT.
I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT.
THAT THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER TALKING ABOUT DICKS GOING ON.

 

Well, I thought you meant your dick and dicks in general by Mister Boner, so... sorta, yeah. It's a good topic. Better when it's actually in me, though.

Yes, Pap, there is a dick conversation.

 

no no no i think the other guy, the genie, was definitly talking about my dick earlier.

We're like 69% sure.

 

Wooo Jackpot!
* he shots his gun to celebrate. The bullet might riccochet and hit Norm's arm.*

 

I THINK I WANT TO GO.
AWAY.
TO THE ACTUAL GAME.
WHERE I CAN YELL AT NORM AND MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HIM A LITTLE...
AND THEN,
LET UNDYNE ACTUALLY POST???

 

Well, that is the best number.

*smirks* Jackpot, indeed. Looks like talking about my dick finally worked out for a second time in this thread,

*winces. What the fuck? Ow!

 

Aw shit man I'm sorry.
should I shot the other arm to even it out?

Pro medical care.
Doctor Deadpool, At your service!

 

*annoyed* No, you should go back in time and unshoot the first arm.

*rolls his eyes* I think I prefer Sev's medical care, thank you very much. I've never actually had it and the chance of me getting is below 69% but at least he's competent. I hope you're much better with your DNA gun than with that one.

 

*rushes to cup Norm's face in his hands*
You can hear them too?
Mother of Fuck I thought I was the only crazy fucker around here!

 

Of course he reacted to the boxes talking. The fourth wall is on break.

I think it has a cigarette and a bed ready for whenever Mr. Merc finishes wooing it.

 

OH GOD, A FREELANCER KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!

 

@Merc With A Mouth
Before i introduce myself to you, i have to ask you one question.
What would you do for money?

 

hey baby

i heard you've been looking for me