shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

What the hell, Spandex? If I knew I was walking into that kind of shit, I'd never talked back. I've had enough of Crockers.

Any idea about the location of that bed, Subby?

Shut up, Caboose!

I'm about to get laid here. The only thing Imma let Merc get burned by is my smoking hot tail. And my smouldering gaze.

Oooh yeah, I sure have...

 

the bed's wherever you need it to be

let my user image fuel your imagination

 

flowers, huh?

you're not the first man to bring me flowers, you know

i hope you have a little something... special?

 

*licks his lips* Oh, you won't believe my fantasies...

 

You got a problem with my job description soupcan?

shit man what wouldn't i do? ((This character is open for PvP whenever btw))

*sighs* *adjusts pants*
hello there, beauty.

uhhhh...
i have katanas? and uh grenades!
i got a rocket launcher last week!

If I'd known we were doing inventory I'd have brought a notebook.
Didn't we do inventory a month ago?

 

*hastily draws up a sign that says WILL FUCK 4 WEAPONS and puts it around his neck*

 

heh. so, is that your rocket launcher in your pocket, or are you happy to see me...?

 

*whisks Burt off his feet, bridal style*
i hope you like facial disfigurement!

so smooth.

There is ONE rocket launcher in my pats for sure. The one that gets pointed at the bad guys is back home though. I can show you if you want? Maybe have a threesome with this fella here.

I like this place. We're almost capable at this here.

 

As long as it's not MY face.

And sex and weapons is the BEST COMBO!

 

*shoves mask up and does kissy lips*

Spoiler: wade wilson's face

 

*kisses eagerly back*

You're exactly my kind of guy.

 

THAT FEELING WHEN NORM MISSES THE WORD 'FRUSTRATED'.

MAYBE I'LL INITIATE THE KISSING... WITHOUT EVEN HAVING THE EXCUSE OF AN ARGUMENT.

 

Well, Pap, that was rather subtle of you, honestly.

 

AND NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I'M USUALLY NOT! SUBTLETY DOESN'T GET ME ANYWHERE.

 

Well, subtlety can get you plenty of places. You just have to not overdo it. Like, I'm pretty sure that I wasn't talking about sex or kissing or anything every time I said the word "frustrated." Or "satisfied," for that matter. And you put it in with you describing your relationship with Sans. So if I had picked up on it, I'd have figured you were talking about how much you wanted to get him in bed, not me.

 

WOW, NO. NEXT TIME I'LL BE SURE TO SAY IT MORE OBVIOUSLY. 'THIS IS WHY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BAD, NOT LIKE WITH YOU, HINT HINT.'

 

*grins* Oooh, I see now. I see what you were going for. It wasn't just the word 'frustrated.' I get it!

 

* i love my brother
* but not that way
* no matter what the internet says.

 

I have had many bad people like you try to kill me and my friends in the past. Are you part of Project Freelancer?

 

What about if someone said to kill yourself for money. Im sorry, since your new here, let me just say i had a run-in with Boba Fett, a bounty hunter, and it did not end well...for him. Sorry if i dont trust you at first.
((What do you mean by PvP? Do you mean like he could fight someone here?))

I like your brother too. He is funny and innocent. Its always good to have someone like that in our lives.