shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hah, no. I've been fucked over by... hold on a sec i needa consult my wiki, this continuity bullshit gets confusing.
Ah right the Weapon X project. But i'm working for myself, when i'm not playing with the big boys. Reminds me, Wolverine still owes me a job.

Dude it's not like I wouldn't try. It's just unlikely to succeed! I've pissed off the Hulk once hoping it'd kill me and it didn't work, i'm not sure how whatever you bring to the table can be more deadly than the motherfucking Hulk!

That hurt so badly.
Yeah, I wish we'd have known beforehand that it wouldn't work.
((I mean that I wont need anyone to ask for permission to pull weapons on and try to murder Deadpool. Please try if you want. Engaging Deadpool in combat is hilarious.))

 

Oh my god. You know wolverine?

 

Wait, can you even die?

 

Please. Try. Killing Me. See What Happens.

Yeah man. He's totally not as prickly as he looks in the comic books. He's worse.

 

Finally I can use these things. *ignites lightsabers and stabs Deadpool clean through the chest several times, then cuts off an arm for good measure*

 

*Deadpool punches him in the face with his remaining arm, cursing loudly.*
OW MOTHERFUCKING HELL.
and now I'm bleeding all over the fucking nothingness look what a fucking mess you made!
Shit fucking fuck.
*he picks up the severed arm and waves it at starkiller* Don't make me slap you with my arm, I've slapped a whole nother league of bastards with my arm.
fuck.
*The holes in his chest are already closing. It looks like his arm will follow closely behind once he holds the severed limb in place long enough.*

 

*snapping his nose back into place*Well, you asked me to. Geez, that's some abilitity you got there.

 

Yeah but no one ever LISTENS to me when I say things like that! Except for the bastards that had it out for me before that already. Will you atleast kiss the boo boos better?
*he waves his arm stump at Starkiller, waggling his eyebrows*

The guy clearly wanted to kill us from the start.
Clearly.

 

@Starkiller
You do realize that was attempted murder, right?

@Merc With A Mouth
So you can't really die? Does that mean that you can live forever?

 

Well, Starry is kinda violent. I'm surprised him and Burt aren't friends, honestly.

 

*pats Deadpool's arm*I don't do kissing, and i just wanted to use my lightsabers again on anything.

Well, he did tell me to try to kill him.

 

Well I sure as fuck haven't died yet. How am I supposed to fucking know if I can live forever? I sure fucking hope not!

When will people stop asking us questions.
Can we go back to throwing ourself in front of every dangerous thing we find?

 

I do like destruction, but not blowing up the world destruction. I'll settle for massive space station destruction, but planet destruction is too much.

 

Are you better at licking? sucking? blooooowing?

 

Most people don't take other people up on that kind of offer, though.

I dunno about him, but I'm skilled at all three. All four, if you count kissing.

 

And I thought you'd be FUN.... Aaaaaawwww!!!

 

I hear you, im over 100 years old, and life isnt getting any better.

Please, stop with those words, go somewhere else if you are that kind of person.

 

First of all, stop right there or ill cut off you mouth next, then you will be the merc without a mouth. And Second off all, i only kiss my girlfriend.

 

Come to papa!

wait, fuck am I in a PG-13 thread? Uh, hey kids, stay in drugs and do school, see ya when you're over the age of consent, bye.

We're the good guy here.
Cap would be so proud.

 

Clearly, you dont know me.

You have too much bloodlust. i dont like planet explosions because 1 is enough to deal with.