shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Kid, i respect you and all, but you are one horny bastard. I mean that as a complement.

 

*eagerly "comes to papa"*

 

You're also friends with Captain America!!? Next thing you know your going to say you know iron man. I like iron man.

 

Stop it right now you two! It's like talking to two bears, they dont listen to ya.

 

Hey it's called having a healthy relationship with your libido that encourages growth.
Besides with a face not even a mother could love it's hard to get some everywhere but here apparently, i'm sure you understand, man.

Great start, strong finish, man.
I bet we'll become best friends with this one.

Tell you what, Cap's ass is finer than Iron Man's, but Thor is the hottest of the bunch. That hair, mh-hmm.

well i'm a jolly man in a red suit and I have a lap worth sitting on so let's take this somewhere the kids ain't getting scandalized at, yeah?
*exit stage right, persued by censor bars*

 

*smirks* Yeah. Off-screen, NSFW, let's get it started!

*exit stage right!

 

I completely understand. But do ever take that thing off? Perhaps your face was so deformed from wearing it too much.

 

NOOOO!! You ruined Santa for me. I looked up to him.

 

*rubs his eyes in disgust*Well, at least Norm had a buddy other than a skeleton.
*Shouts to Norm and Merc*DONT GET TO CRAZY BACK THERE!

 

We got a skeleton here? Let me get this straight, we have a genie, a merc, a swordsmaster, a soldier straight out of a science fiction movie, AND A SKELETON!!? This sounds like the beginning of a bar joke.
Starkiller, Merc, and Norm walk into a bar...yatta, yatta, yatta.

 

Also, a few trolls, some rock people (don't know how to describe you), a flower, and a whole lot more.

 

We'll get as crazy as we wanna, Starry, alright?

After all, you don't have to watch, dude.

 

I've been i weird situations before, but nothing comes as close as this.

 

You do not want to know what i see.

 

Hey, hey I'm not just any Merc!
The names, Pool, Deadpool, the one and only!

We can list all the affiliations and shit even.
We have the wiki page open in another tab.

 

Fine, i'll call you Deadpool. The name's Nick by the way, Nick Valentine. Head of Valentine Detective Agency, here's my card*throws it to Deadpool with arm over his eyes*, and before you ask, yes, I am a robot, dont judge me for it.

 

All mercenaries are all the same, they'll do anything for money. I dont like 'em. I'll have an exception for you though.
*Gasps*I forgot, I always give people muffins when they join. Nick, Deadpool, would you like a muffin?

 

Sure kid, I'll try a muffin, i havent had one before, just give me a cinnamon one. Do you have any beer?

 

Beer, now this guy knows how to live.

 

Iiiiis the muffin your ass?

Stealing lines from chats now huh?
Thanks, @unknownanonymous!