shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Your 65? You look damn well for your age.

Wow, never seen these before. This circuitry is impressive.

*unaffected*You do realize you only punched steel right? I can't feel pain.

 

WELL I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT. I CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE IN SO HARD IT WON'T RESEMBLE ON NEXT. I'VE KILLED PEOPLE TWICE YOUR SIZE AND WITH BETTER ATTITUDES FOR WAY LESS.

 

Sufferer Above Its Just Fucking E-Paper. I Dont Know Where I Got It But I Have It Here, Probably So I DOnt Have To Drag A Fucking Crate Full Of The Shit Around With Me. Im Not Gonna Question How It Works, As Long As It Does And I Have Better Things To Do.

 

I lead a very active life.

She's brilliant. *proud af*

Oh, now you've gone and got yourself in trouble.

 

@Nick Valentine In the spirit of interspecies communication, and because I do try to keep things as friendly as possible as per the teachings I was raised with that, for the record, go completely and utterly against everything our, ehem, glorious empire wants us to be...
Don't ever fucking touch a troll without their permission unless you want to get eviscerated. It's considered an attack, and grounds to draw weaponry. Loreli, my diamond, is being extremely restrained at the moment.

And if you pull a stunt like that again, we'll see how your steel fares against some explosive bolts, aye?

(ooc, i love nick. he just made the mistake of patronizing two aggressive teenagers.)

 

Alright kid, calm down, im sorry.

 

Consider it learned.
((Thanks, Nick is my favorite character from Fallout 4, so I had to play as him))

You got two great daughters then, you must have taught them well.

 

I've actually got four, but I don't think you've met them all. @aurumIlluminatrix, @eyefishSoup, @freshetWeaver, and @Mabel Pines are my girls, and @Dipper Pines is my boy. I can't take all the credit for their awesomeness--I became a parent thanks to a multiversal apocalypse--but I am pleased by it.

 

Let's be honest, you get pretty minimal credit so far. No offense, I'm not under the impression you've known them for any longer than a year?

 

BEFORE IT'S EVEN A QUESTION, I NEED TO SAY THAT NO, THE PAPEARUS WIGGLER DOES NOT COUNT.

 

*smirks* Whether it counts or not, I wanna get shook up by it, Pap.

And hey, I thought you didn't like puns!

 

I DON'T LIKE SANS' PUNS! HE MAKES THEM ALL THE TIME, AND HE ALWAYS MAKES A SPECTACLE OF THEM! WINKING, AND DISTRACTING PEOPLE FROM THE ACTUAL TOPIC.

THE BEST KIND OF PUNS ARE THE ONES THAT JUST BLEND IN.

 

Ah, so, you like subtlety?

I'm kinda surprised, honestly. Especially considering how your previous attempt at subtlety went.

 

Good on you champ, that must be a lot of christmas and birthday presents.

 

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS
Why hello, i dont believe we met, im Nick, Nick Valentine. But you can just call me Nick.

 

Lying in wait like a rake in the grass?

 

And then rake in the satisfaction of seeing all those faces of shear outrage that no one saw the puns sprinklered in coming.

 

What is a robot's favorite type of music?
Heavy Metal

 

My bombs talk to me sometimes but no one else can ever hear them :(

That's because we're cray-cray
Their loss, the bombs have a great sense of humor.

 

MAYBE THE PROBLEM WITH THAT ATTEMPT WASN'T ME, BUT MY AUDIENCE. ;)

OKAY, NICE TO MEET YOU, NICK!
...WAIT A MINUTE. THAT METALLIC SHEEN... ARE YOU A ROBOT?!?

...OKAY, I CAN TELL FROM THE CONTEXT THAT THERE'S A PUN IN THERE, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS.