shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You know, I'm totally old enough to watch your movie, if you know what I mean...

 

Babe, not that i don't like you, but nine doctors out of ten encourage you to not eat the same every day.

The tenth doctor couldn't talk at the moment of being questioned due to a full mouth.
He really enjoyedwhat was on offer.

 

Okay... I guess I can't argue with that. *laughs*

(But please, dude, don't make me think about doctors and sex... Like, seriously, I kinda have a problem right now. A can't-stop-pining-over-a-particular-doctor-that-doesn't-like-me-back problem, to be precise.)

 

@Merc With A Mouth
Maybe it's just me. But I can definitely hear your voices. I think that's just you talking in italics and boldface.

 

I can talk about how much I love Spiderman instead?

Yes let's share our painful crush that is also full of rejection!
Oh no, Spidey totally likes us back, he just doesn't know it yet.

... I think on second thought I wanna talk about how great Thor's hair is. Do You think he uses coconut oil?

 

Oh man you must be seeing things. They usually talk in yellow and white narration boxes, too... huh.

sorry, sorry the whole boxes thing made me feel fat
peer pressure is a bitch.

 

I sure wish I could be that optimistic. *sighs*

Well, are there even coconuts on Asgard? I get the impression it's not a tropical place. Either way, though, he does have nice hair...

 

oh no he's been on earth a ton. hangs out with the avengers, that kinda stuff? he strangled me once it was totally awesome!

 

*smirks* Sounds like you've got a kink there.

 

baby, i have every kink you can imagine and then some.

and our face is totally unfuckable, so
Beggars can't be chosers!

 

@Merc With A Mouth
The only response I can come up for that is to say that I am having trouble coming up for a response to that.

 

*grins* I am honestly not surprised.

*frowns* But... uh, are you alright?

 

Fuck yeah, sure i'm alright. I feel so great I think I'll try to piss of Wolverine some, bbl.

Maybe he'll turn us into sashimi
trying to kiss him always works well for that.

 

I would think that he is too young. so don't do innuendos around him, lets try to keep him as pure as possible.

 

Dude, i can hear and see your voices in your head, and i want to forget what i see.

 

@Asriel!
Here you go.*hands Asriel the muffin*Be careful, it's hot. Kind of like me *giggles*

 

*slides back in*
you summoned? I can examine your hotness levels immediately, completely free of charge.
I'm kind of an expert in hot people-ology next to this superhero deal i do.

 

*smirks* What, you're getting flirty too?

You know he's too young for you, right? Since I'm assuming that, well, you're an adult...

Anyway, yeah, if you're an adult, I would be interested in seeing that hotness under your armor... (And maybe Mr. Double Penetration would be too, once he gets back from fighting with Wolvervine.)

 

I just wanted a muffin

 

*laughs* (Un)fortunately, Deadpool just can't be tamed, kid.