shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Those asshats! First they tell me they cant afford wolverine for my movie and AFTER I had already worked so hard on getting a discount, and now they just do THIS? Those are Private goddammit!

Maybe they are trying to get Spidey for the sequel.
Spidey AND Cable? Damn i hope they dont cut the costume budget. Hotpants always ride up our asscrack so awkwardly.

 

Then again, if they cut the costume budget, maybe Spidey will be wearing less...

(Though he does have a rather signature outfit, unfortunately...)

 

Oh no, its always the title character they skimp on. I've seen what happened with Catwoman.
And are you trying to tell me my outfit isn't signature? Ouch, babe.

 

Well, you were saying they could change yours, so... yeah...

Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to be hurtful there.

 

Well now that I'm thinking about it... Some Lara Croft bootie shorts with the holsters, just to set the mood should spidey actually be in my movie... I do have a great ass, and as much as spandex does it justice, sometimes a man wants variety in his wardrobe.
We just want to feel closer to our idols.
Lara or Spidey?
Duh, both.

 

*licks his lips* Yeah, that sounds good.

I bet Spidey'd appreciate it. Well, I would, anyway, if I was Spidey.

 

... And if Spidey doesn't appreciate if, I'm sure my future Baby Mama will.

Are we gonna repeat that scene?
Not without way more lube.

 

Your future Baby Mama? Who's that? Cable? Or just whatever woman you end up having a kid with? Like, it could be anybody?

 

Forf Penis?

 

Yeah. Forf Penis. With his wife, Voldemort Penis, and his children, Dippy Fresh Penis, Mattel Penis, Colourful Penis, Lolo Penis, and On The Penis.

 

And his brother, Stat Penis.

 

Aaaah, then you must be No Penis.

 

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

 

You opened yourself up for that one.

 

Yeah, yeah, I know. That's the worst part. *sighs*

 

Spoilers, babe, watch my movie. Cable is Not my best girl, he's just a dude. Pretty cool, bionic arm and shit.

 

Thaaaaaaat's what she said!

A good old classic.

 

But... doesn't your avatar tagline say you want Cable to be played by Keira Knightly? Who is, as far as I know, not a dude?

 

Yup.
Equal rights. Genderbending. Reintedpretation of canon.
Aaaaaaaaand maybe i just want keira knightly in my movie.

 

Ah. Right. Of course. Got it.

Sorry. It was just, well, a bit misleading, seeing as I've never actually read your comics or watched your movie before.