shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I think I have the perfect addition to your outfit. *hands starkiller a fedora*

 

*flips it telekenetically*This is nice, thank you. No one has ever given me something before.*Starkiller pats his body*Sorry, i dont have anything on me to give in return.

 

*shrugs* I don't know what you'd have done, all I can do is find the worlds with the different variables you've given me. Would you feel better or worse if this was the only one where you made that choice?

 

Better, I think. I dunno really, but probably better.

 

I KNEW I LIKED THIS GUY!!!

 

THE CHAOS OF THE LIVING ROOM AT MEALTIME IS THE BEST TIME AND PLACE FOR SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS.

NOBODY CAN EAVESDROP IF THEY CAN'T HEAR THEMSELVES THINK!!!

EXCEPT VALISKA.

AND MAYBE A FEW OF THE OTHERS...?

HMM. MAYBE IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME AND PLACE AFTER ALL.

 

I think you have an interesting idea of privacy, Papyrus.

 

I think Valiska would be too busy having a migraine to listen in on anything, Pap. She doesn't handle it well when there's a lot of noise.

 

I can't wait to find out where he thinks an appropriate place for going to the Bone Zone is.

And fuck, I just said that to you! FML! *buries his head in his hands*

 

THE BEST KEPT SECRET IS ONE THAT NOBODY KNOWS...

SO THE MOST PRIVATE CONVERSATION IS ONE THAT NOBODY CAN HEAR.

THEN I WAS RIGHT!!!

 

Okay, that's true, I guess. But you could also have nobody hear it by not having it in a place where there's people. You know, somewhere like my bedroom, say...

Well, yeah, technically, but... I thought you were too nice to wanna give Valiska a migraine.

H3Y P4P 1S TH1S YOU?

 

I'm... just going to pretend I didn't hear anything.

 

Yeah. I like that approach. It's a good one. Yeah.

 

Quite well, thanks. You?

Well, which do you prefer? Come to think of it with my accent they'd both sound kind of the same.

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Undyne.

Can you go more than twenty minutes without reminding us that you once joined Bill?

That's one way of putting it.

I don't get migraines every time we have a meal, but if you had ears like mine you wouldn't like it when there was a lot of noise either. *flicks ears* Why did you give Starkiller a hat?

Good call!

 

I have met two people who claim to have met an individual known as Stanford Pines who did the research that I do that I knew I had not met at the time.

One of them was confused because my brother stole my identity, though.

 

It can be. But it isn't always.

 

Don't I know it.

 

For values of 'interesting' approaching zero.

 

I am doing fine today. Anything special going on?

 

Well, considering the fact that your husband is fixing my leg, you're already in my good graces, so you can call me Nickky.