shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*strikes a kawaii pose*

 

...my brother isn't even here.

Wait, did you mean me?

Don't call me Stan, I've got a twin brother named Stanley. He's Stan. I'm Ford.

And I don't care if you do hit on him. I'm married to her, remember?

*hugs Valiska again*

 

Does anyone know how to get to Mewni from here?

 

Why would you want to go there?

 

...Because I live there? You got a problem with that?

 

Nope.

*Ford shrugs*

The king is a real jackass though, I hope that when Moon takes the throne things get better for the common folks. Nobody should have to live on goblin heads.

 

You know my mom?!

...You know my grandfather?

Spoiler: Large gif

 

*Ford blinks*

...you're Moon's kid?

...it's been that long?

Yeah. I know your grandfather. We're not friends. But you seem like a nice kid.

 

Knew. I mean. He's dead.

...Ironically, he choked on a goblin head.

 

I'm sorry.

*trying not to crack up*

I know I don't look it, but really I am--

for your sake. How's your mom?

 

I don't even know who you are. Why would I tell you stuff about my mom?

 

Because I'm not welcome on Mewni and I hope she's okay?

*Ford shrugs*

Apparently I'm considered seditious.

 

You've been convicted of sedition twice. Of course Tainell did decapitate the judge...

 

...Are you a bad guy? I'm pretty, uh, confused. Can you... give me more context?

 

Some people think so. Your grandfather was one of them.

*smiles*

I just ... don't think it's okay to go to a dimension, massacre the indigenous people, then, once you've driven them all off their own land, set up a social system that actually stratifies the differences between the classes--to the point where they actually live in designated tiers

 

He's a good guy. The very best.

 

She's biased.

 

I mean, that was... m-monsters are evil, mostly. I get attacked all the time. There are some things messed up, but...

 

Ever considered that maybe they wouldn't do that if your people hadn't driven them out of their homes?

 

-She glances away, then glares at him.-

Look. You can't just tell people what to think. And it's pretty easy to be high and mighty about a situation you're not in. I get jumped like twice a week by a dozen monsters twice my size out to hurt me, and just because they're pretty incompetent doesn't make that intent go away.

...that being said, I don't really, um. See why we had to be so hard on the monsters. Especially if we had the first Queen giving everyone amazing power. It's... unfair.

...I'm done talking about this right now.