shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Okay. And I never said you shouldn't defend yourself.

 

You were blaming me for getting attacked because of what a bunch of dead people did like a thousand years ago, dude.

 

Boss...
I didn't need the warning. No, I'm not going to say anything about the obvious parallels between Easterners and monsters. She's a nice kid, and she sounds like she's working it out for herself.
And when you get involved in politics, things escalate badly.
That too.

 

...that's not exactly what I meant, but I take your point. I don't think it's okay for people to attack you, but I am still not a fan of what your ancestors did.

 

...is that the Moon girl you were telling me about?

 

Her daughter.

When did we get so old?

 

We didn't. You just feel that way right now.

She's lovely.

 

Yeah, well, I'm not my ancestors, and you still haven't even told me your name.

 

She thanks you, and so do I.

 

I'm Stanford Pines. And this is my wife, Valiska.

 

i do mean you, sorry, i just wanted to call ya Stan for short. Also, i was complementing your wife, not Stan.

 

Eww, goblins, i dont like 'em

 

There is a thumping sound, and an airlock door opens inwards. In stumbles this,just without the coffee mug:

Spoiler

It looks around, slightly puzzled.

"This... is not a library room."

 

Star Butterfly.

 

It would be unforgivably churlish of me to object to you calling my wife beautiful. She is absolutely lovely and I am the luckiest man in the multiverse to have her. Call me Ford, please. Sorry about the confusion, but Stan is my brother and if you call me that I'm going to be looking over my shoulder for him. He's been known to turn up here from time to time!

Goblins aren't my favourite people, but nobody deserves to have to eat them and nobody, not even goblins, deserves to be killed for food.

Indeed not.

Pleased to meet you! I see your mother kept the name theme going.

 

Somebody lookin' for me?

 

Thank you, Nickky. We're not inclined to take things the wrong way. We trust each other.

 

Yeeeeah.

So how did you know her if grandfather didn't like you?

-She still seems suspicious.-

 

I met her a few times. I met your grandfather too. It's not like he decided he hated me from hearsay.

 

I bet you can get your foot in your mouth pretty fast!