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Sadly, this is very true. However, I still believe my concerns were legitimate.

 

Anyway, what is this place? It's not like any dimension I've been to before.

...I've been to a lot of dimensions.

 

Many things to many people. :)

 

Well then,Ford. i will update myself to follow those rules.

 

What about cows? Or chickens? Or plants?

 

*smirks*So have I. Well, I've seen them, not been to them. Does that count?

 

Kite has procured some coffee from one of the grey horned people. It's good coffee.
And now it sits on an imagined bureau chair, and thinks to itself, wow, I really suck at socialisation.

 

But which library?

 

All libraries are connected.

 

"Well, yeah. You just have to find the door and excavate the hallway."

 

Nope, but that doesn't mean you're not welcome. Nickky--this is the Stan I was talking about.

Me too. I think this place is actually between dimensions. Only not as horrifying as most places that are between dimensions are. Do not ever get stuck between Dimension 2 and Dimension 46'\. EVER. You will lose your shit. The question is only how long it will take you to get it all back. (I recommend not shooting yourself in the head with a Blind Eye gun, no matter how tempting it is; fortunately, I not only didn't have one, I wouldn't have remembered what it was for.)

Cows, chickens and plants are not sapient. At least not normally. And everyone's got to eat something.

Really, now? Because if I'd known that when I was at Backupsmore...

 

It would have saved you the trouble of nearly breaking your planet and getting involved with a trash demiurge. But I would still have been fifteen years younger than you, old man. *silly grin* Think you had some waiting to do before, do you?

*laughs*

And yes, everyone's got to eat something. Says the obligate carnivore. (Which doesn't mean I can't ever eat things that aren't meat, but does mean I cannot survive without it.)

 

"Kintsugi Colony Library, if that's what you're asking.", Kite grins. "I'm head excavator, I know all the interesting places and where everything is because I dug them out myself."

 

It would still be worth it.

 

If we're ever in a real library together I'll show you the trick to finding them. Just remember that if you find the world where there's an orangutan in the library, be very polite.

 

And if you end up in the library my son curates, it's wiser not to go downstairs. At least talk to the Librarian first, all right?

 

That will be so entertaining.

(I know about that one. Fortunately I was already married by the time I discovered it or I might still be there.)

 

"Alright, I'ma cave, boat why would a library need an excavator."

 

Uuuuuh, because it's big and old and maybe a bit magical, I'm guessing? There's some weird dimensions out there.

-She leans in.-

You wanna avoid the pixies.

 

You grin. There are always people who don't know how libraries work, and it's always wonderful if they ask and you can explain!
"Oh, that's simple! How else would you get new topics and media?
You see, a library is a living building, it extends far down into the earth. When there is need for more space, or uncovered topics, you find new doors in the hallways, or sometimes a door that has always been there but steadfastly resisted all your attempts to open it suddenly opens.
And then people like me come in. Because the rooms are still filled with earth and roots and all sorts of stuff besides the stacks! I remove the earth, and carefully clean the uncovered media from inside and hand it to my collegues for catalogisation."