shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No Docterrorists. Please. Sorry. Im Sorry. Kalinthy Is Probably A Good Person But Ill Bite Her.

 

Hey, it's okay. Nobody's gonna do anything to you without your consent.

 

Right Thats What They Say And Then Im Getting Fitted For A Helmscolumn.

 

We absolutely intend to avoid it, but I am pretty sure you wouldn't be the first person who ever bit a healer.

I let Valiska bite my shoulder when she broke her ankle, once. She said it did help. I thought the doc was going to muzzle her there for a while. Want to see where she bit?

 

Chroma, you know how nobody can lock me up?

That means nobody can lock you up, either.

 

I would shoot you dead before I let that happen. And we don't even do that here.

 

I Can Imagine Well Enough. I Bit Loreli Once. That Was Embarrassing.

 

Okay.

Good.

 

Sounds like someone needs healing magic!

 

Literally Kiss The Alternian Sun Please.

 

...well, I wasn't offering. I can't even fix a broken bone.

Oh geez, the tentacle arm. Yeah, no. Definitely not offering.

-She shudders.-

 

...are you any better at it than your mother is?

 

If You So Much As Look At My Pan The Wrong Way I Will Pour Acid In Your Eyes. No Magic.

 

I would never mess with someone's mind! What the shit!

 

Why Are You Offering Healing Magic To Me Then? My Body Is Fine. My Pan Is Fucked. A Little.

 

I wasn't offering. I was giving a suggestion for if that's something you want wanted to look into. Like, I dunno, dreams or something. Like... Psychology!

 

What The Shit Are You Even Talking About Right Now?
I Complained About Not Wanting To Go To A Docterrorist, Which In This Context Would Be The Equivalent Of One Of Those Human Earth Psychologists.
You Suggest Healing Magic. In Context This Sounds Like You Want To Mess With My Pan.
I Politely Decline.
And Now Youre Babbling Something That Looks Like You I Should Look Into Psychological Help.
Do You See The Problem On Your Own Or Should I Elaborate?

 

No, see, psychology is this cool Earth magic!

 

Did You Hear Any Of The Words I Said Just Now.
Hell, Do You Hear Your Own Words?
I Know What Psychology Is. Its Not Magic And I Dont Want Anything To Do With It.

 

Okay? I was just explaining what you asked.