shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Although given how many times I've poured out my problems to a friend over a good cup of klava, you'd think it would be a useful skill for them to have.

 

I love doctors, two of my friends are doctors. They're funny because they are crazy.

 

What in the galaxy is a "helmscolumn"?

 

It's easy to get into my mind, if your a tiny glowing robot.

 

Spoiler: flashy gif

They Use Them So Filth Like Me Can Power Ships With Our Thinkmeats.

 

Oh my, What a seizure. that looks dangerous.
((Tell me honestly, is your character from an online series because I'm looking up Alternian Empire and your name, but I cant find it. Are you a Homestuck troll?))

 

Give me a little time with that helmet, a few tools, and I'll prove that theory wrong.

 

((AI is a troll, as per homestuck canon, but she is a fan-character. So is Loreli. Soooo you won't find either fo them, since, y'know OCs.))
Its Worse Than Death.

 

Really? Worse than death you say? Also, thinkmeats? Do you mean brains?

I have actually met a creature that will tear you apart and eat you while you feel the pain.

Spoiler: nexu

 

Thats A Cute Lusus. Are They Common?

And Yes Thinkmeats. Or Thinkpan. Stupid Highbloods And Their Stupid Words. Who Needs 'Brains' Unless They Are Writing Some Froofy Poem?

 

Maybe, I don't know, I was thrown into an arena with one. Ate one of my swords. It took me forever to get it back.

 

Well I Mean They Look Like Theyd Fit Right In With Our Fauna. My Mom Eats Swords Sometimes. And Guns. SHe Isnt Supposed To, The Metal Isnt Really Good For Her.

 

Ha! What about lasers? I bet that would be good for her metabolism.

 

... If You Are Threatening My Lusus...

 

No no no no. I would never insult a wonderful creature. I was trying to make a witty retort, you know, for laughs.

 

*smirks* So I'm not the only one showing off their hickeys...

 

Is It A Hickey When Its An Actual Bleeding Bite Mark That Ended Up Scarring? Im... Asking For A Friend.

 

ITS A VERY PRETTY SCAR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.

 

bow-chika-bow-wow

 

It still exists?

(I may or may not have fucked up some shit there.)