shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Mon français est beau et pas google-traduit du tout. Mon Mun est parfaitement bilingue en français.

 

Who do you think has been making all this coffee, hmm?
{You're smiling. It's a very pleasant smile.}
{It doesn't reach your eyes}

 

No, dude. It's really not. Even google translate says you're wrong.

 

* bruit de pet sonore et faux *

 

Well, thanks!

 

WTF

 

* ah the good ole whoopie cushion in your hand during a shoulder slap trick.
* everyone needs to stop misusing internet tools.

 

So that's what it was.

 

As A General Service to bleeding eyes everywhere i shall cease trying to make jokes in a language so prone to being mistraslated by web tools.
Otherwise I Can only ask if you've seen sugar in stores lately?

 

*appears from behind the sofa, and eyes the thing with suspicion*

 

FINALLY!

 

Sugar? In stores? Well, yeah, there isn't a war on, you know... Nobody's rationing it or anything.

 

{You narrow your eyes even further}
White powdery stuff? There's some of that here somewhere, my nose has been itching.

 

Excellent.
You should all always eat your company mandated amount of sugar. It's very important.

 

You mean the amount suggested on the food pyramid?

Honestly, I eat more much than that. It's sweet and distracts me from the endless misery of being a genie. And luckily, I can still maintain my figure.

 

A prospective customer then. You should ask a pattisserie for Zacharie's Special when you have the time. As long as you have credits they will serve you.

 

Okay. If I can get the time and credits, I'll go.

 

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, THAT SANS RAN AWAY, TO WORK FOR A BAKERY???

IS HE MAKING MORE OF THOSE STRANGE SUGARY QUICHE THINGS?!?

 

Oh no, he is simply providing incentive for the pattissieres to do work according to agreement.

 

...SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SOUNDS SCREWY. SANS CAN HARDLY GIVE HIMSELF INCENTIVE TO DO ANYTHING.