shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smirks*Ohh, we're gonna have fun aren't we?
*Strikes viciously at Deapool dimembering him, slamming him against the walls and separating his body parts*How's that for a fatality? I could do soo much worse, but not when there are kids and ladies around.

 

Just keep it away from the coffee prep. My klava is still brewing.

 

wow congrats you made a mess. So what do you want a medal for doing the exact same uncreative bullshit everyone tries? I Fucking survived a nuke how are you gonna top that?
*he spits blood (and a tooth)*
Yay we get to be an annoying torso for a while!
I mean there's people with that kink.

 

Well, *walks over and picks up deadpool's weapons and breaks them*Guess you won't be needing these for a while.
((Sorry for Starkiller for being a dick, he doesn't know when to stop until something gets broken, or an innocent gets hurt, or until he completes his mission))

 

*puts up a protective field around vlad and his klava*If this fool knows any better, then we won't have an issue. That should protect it for now.

 

Woooow fuck you do you know how expensive it is to get these babies from the blackmarket?
Shit man i'm not like tony fucking stark in his bigass mansion or something.
Fuck.
No chimichangas this month :(
Those were pretty cool too.

((It's cool I gathered as much :P Deadpool will be a bit whiny about it, but not much more))

 

And like you know, what, no I'm a man with standards and i get to treat myself so I'm not gonna buy fuckin junk off of ebay again, those are absolute bullshit.
*the deadpool torso hops in starkiller's direction menacingly.*
You fuckin owe me dude.
*he bites starkiller's leg through the mask*

 

Thanks. I appreciate your sense of priorities.

 

Thanks, Loreli. Everyone here is going to be rude sometimes simply by virtue of not knowing what's rude to other people from other places. (And then there's Deadpool.)

Thank you.

 

...have you confused me with a human? I'm a cat.

 

*chuckles* "Tis but a scratch"?

 

Aim shar' da chi'
The translation for that is that we're hard to kill.
Pretty much survive every single fuckin thing you throw at us.

 

Guess you shouldn't be a merc then *slices torso into two*

*chuckles*Dude, when you're as fucked up internally and externally like I am, you tend to need a robotic leg.

 

*nods*

 

*deadpool shrugs, hops a bit and bites the other leg*

 

Oh really, i thought you were.
((Sorry, She looks like an elf in her profile photo. I'm extremly sorry))

 

I have no intention of throwing anything at you; I'm just watching the show.

 

*winces but still chuckles* Ok that hurt, but a little. But still, it really doesn't hurt when you have a soft mask between your face and my leg.

 

It's okay! I obviously quite like humans! I married one.

((It's ok, she does look like one!!! She's from a race of people that are part human and part cat, that's as close as I can get with dollmakers though her ears should be higher on her head and the backs of them are furry...))

 

Me too, me too.
*offers a cigarette*