shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh, well i have different drugs. Jet slows down time, buffout makes you extremly strong, and psycho makes you a maniac, which makes me wonder if Starkiller took any.

 

@Starkiller

 

Uh, Merc, you are a human. And seriously, dude, I should know, considering how intimate I've gotten with your body lately.

(Bold/italic/underline emphasis added to @Caboose's post by yours truly!)

 

YES! THEY DID IT TO ME! AND I WILL DESTROY THEM!

Girl Genius dimension, you're next on my world-destroying list! No one sews my mouth shut and gets away with it!

 

*kicks Deadpool and turns towards the conversation*
there is something like that in my universe it's called deathsticks. Don't know who would want to buy them.

I'll take that as a compliment. HAHAHAHA

 

Dude, have you noticed that you're a broken record?

And please, be nicer to Deadpool. He was really nice to me in bed, you know, and I think that means he deserves some niceness back. And not necessarily in bed or just in bed - just, well, in general. *sighs* Yeah. I like Deadpool.

(Goddammit, am I getting sappy over here? Over a guy that I'm not even in a serious relationship with and well, is not Pap or Sev? And that wouldn't do anything committed with me ever? Jesus, Norm, get a grip on yourself. You're more bothered by Starkiller being mean to Deadpool than well, Deadpool is... Seriously... *sighs*)

 

I'm pretty sure that's a different division. My jager friends' Heterodyne is called Agatha, not Stela. And she wouldn't do that. Also it's not right to destroy a whole dimension because of a couple of assholes.

 

I don't CARE! That dimension, whatever it's actually called, is going down!

No more jagers, no more Heterodynes, no more Sparks! No more! They will all die! All of them! Every single one of them!

I SWEAR, ON ALL THE WEAPONS IN THE MULTIVERSE!

 

Some of them do. But really it's an addiction, they get started and then they can't stop. My brother used to smoke. My sister-in-law is Cereuti, not human, and she still smokes.

I'm not letting you kill any of my friends, Burt.

 

Why do they start breathing poison fire?

 

You have bad taste in friends, and I will DESTROY THEM ALL!

After all, you can't tell me what to do!

 

I don't know. They think it looks cool?

 

Never underestimate the ability of people to see something they know is both harmful and addicting and do it anyway. I used to make a good living off of people like that - well, the addicting part, anyway. I never sold anything that was poison.

 

Nobody needs to know that but you and Deadpool!

Kindness matters. There are lots of good reasons for all of us to be nicer to each other, including Starkiller and Deadpool, but how good someone is to you in bed is not one of them. Somebody being good to you in bed is a reason for YOU to be nice to them. And not my business or my concern. (And I don't want to know about it. I assume that if two or more people continue having sex with each other they're probably having a good time unless I see evidence to the contrary and I really don't need to know any more than that!)

 

I think we could all do with some music!

Spoiler: gif

 

"After the last few days ... I could do with a dance," Jame says.

 

But we had one last night!

Clearly we need to have them more often.

 

I -- just -- love -- JoCo!!!!!!

(Seriously, it's like one of the few musical things my brother and I agree about. We both like JoCo and TMBG but for some reason I don't understand he likes BABBA and he hates Sev'ral Timez.)

We should be friends, but Oneira's my girlfriend and Paz is my kismesis and Loreli is my auspistice so you have to be nice to them all, okay?

 

Well, excuse me, but Deadpool got into a fight with Jame, and I felt like I should stop it.

 

Hehehe. You're a funny little girl.