shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

"Ah, uhm, thank you?"
Kite blinks.
"If that was an invitation to a one-night stand, I will refuse, however. I do not experience sexual attraction or arousal myself."

 

That's what I meant by not getting it. I mean there's enough 'pool to go around but if you're not a taker that's cool.

 

I'm always nice!

 

Me too kid, me too. So 'Pool, don't try anything.

 

Oh man and I have such a liking for metal.
We're seriously getting kinkshamed here

 

Maybe if @Mettaton EX came back, he'd be interested?

(I've seen so so so much delicious art of him on the #Undertail tag. Honestly, I think I get why Pap likes him so much now. Doesn't make me less jealous, but well... yeah...)

 

*sighs* you will never learn, will you?

I mettaton a male or female?
((OH MY GOD!!! THERE IS A METTATON? THAT IS SO AMAZING! I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING A METTATON, BUT I WAS AFRAID SOMEONE ELSE COULD HAVE BEATEN ME TO IT. I wanted to do a robot, so I chose Nick because he is such an underrated character in Fallout and he is my favorite character.))

 

I can't say I care.
I just wanna hit that.
Notice me robot-senpai.
And you wonder why we're getting kinkshamed?

 

I think... neither. Or at least the version we have here is. The version I mostly see in the #Undertail tag's a dude.

((Yeah. They're played by @littlemissCodeless, I think, though it's been a while since the character's been on. And don't worry, repeats are totally allowed in the shitposting rave 2 [no one has officially said that but no one has protested any repeats either]. There are two Floweys, for example: @Flowey and @Your best friend.))

Oh, oh, same. Same.

(Goddamn #Undertail tag.)

 

How would you even have sex? Your groin would be shredded in seconds with the turning gears.

 

You have obviously never looked at the #Undertail tag, dude.

 

((Remember when we accidentally had two Stanley Pineses because I broke his account somehow?))

 

((yep. it was hilarious.

though the two floweys illustrated the specific point i was trying to make there better, since one of the floweys is played by @swirlingflight (@Your best friend) and the other is played by @Ipuntya (@Flowey).))

 

Jame wanders back over.

"I'm quite capable of defending myself, thanks ... Starkiller, was it? Believe me, if I found his flirting truly obnoxious I'd make it rather more pointedly obvious. I'm not sure if I like him or anything, but he entertains me, thus far."

She grins wickedly.

"And yes, I am married. And I have a girlfriend. Neither of them would own me so. Neither would I, them. I do of course make sure to ask before getting involved with anyone, but flirting is free."

 

That'd heal. And probably be worth it. Besides, I know more sex than just sticking my dick in people, what are you, a barbarian? Geez...
We're pretty damn good at pretty much everything.
And creative too.

 

Apparently not.

Well, how you put it, that is how it works. Although I wouldn't know.

 

Ok, and yes it is Starkiller, *whispers*although you can call me Galen. I rarely tell people my real name, but only the ones i know i can trust. But yeah, he entertains me too, in an irritable way.

 

Awwww you liiiiiike meeeeee.
We'll probably lose an arm for that.

 

*in a mockery of a little kid voice* I like you more than he does!

 

Never doubted you babe. Never would!
But annoying Starry over there is funnier.