shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

* don't tell me you have a...
* bone to pick with me?

 

"But you have so many bones to choose from, Sans! And you probably need them all."

 

* uh
* yeah, please don't steal any of my bones.

 

You'd be boned if they got stolen.

 

* ayyyyyyy

 

"And he wouldn't have a leg to stand on when I argue with him in future ..."

 

I guess you can say that you are a real comic, sans.

 

* pap we'll stay here forever

 

*acts as if he has been shot*Ack. Those puns were too funny, they hurt.

 

MAYBE YOU WILL.
I'M LOOKING FOR HIGHER GROUND.
TO GET AWAY FROM THIS CRAP.

 

Don't worry, I slightly hate puns too. They make me feel sick.

 

THEY'RE JUST THROWING OUT EVERY PUN THEY CAN THINK OF!
GOOD PUNS ARE USED... SPARE-RIB-INGLY.

[troll face]

 

*smacks his face in disgust* I did make a pun once, but you probably don't want to hear it. It is more of a comic relief joke but not really a pun.

 

*looks up from where he's been distracted reading* What?

Oh. No, that's actually kind of amusing. *smiles* I'm not a Star Wars character, though - just had good medical insurance through my job. It's relatively easy to get cybernetic enhancements in the world of my birth; Brick actually got his arm and eye just because he thought they'd be helpful marketing for his desired career.

 

I REALLY SHOULDN'T ENCOURAGE YOU TO START.
SANS WOULD JUST GOAD YOU INTO MAKING MORE.
THAT DOESN'T END WELL FOR ANYBODY.

 

* aw bro.
* throw me a bone here.
* i'm trying so hard.

 

Spoiler: thanks Sans

 

I guess we are sticking with telling jokes now.

Spoiler: fallout reference

 

*grins* Well, I try my best.

And yeah, I didn't really think you were a Star Wars character. Apart from the robot limbs thing, your dimension isn't much like it. Your people haven't expanded into space or met any aliens, after all. And your psionics aren't exactly the Force. I mean, they're sorta similar but not similar enough. And there aren't any Chicagos in Star Wars.

 

Your Fave is Problematic: Norm the Genie

• isn't friends with the only other person in the Tango from his dimension
• would let that dude hang with an utter creep 'cause he just can't work up anything more than apathy for him
• might be in the same area as Head Pixie during the plot but even that, well, won't make him give a fuck
• *flips Head Pixie the bird*