shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Sans caught on to the general idea quite a bit quicker though.

 

He seems quite a little bit more down to metal, that I can agree with. But built frightfully near plastic, don't you think?

 

He's quite flexible when he wants to, yes.

 

That's what she said.

 

DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO GO ON A DATE NOW? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN CONVINCE THE OTHER SANS TO SEND ME PICTURES OF THE GUIDEBOOK. AND I REALLY ONLY SKIMMED IT LAST TIME.

MAYBE I COULD ASK ONE OF THE TROLLS IF HATE DATES HAVE DIFFERENT RULES?

 

Not have to, skeleton. Even if I was sure I hated you, I wouldn't force you into anything like that.

 

[Papyrus is confused! He hurt himself in his confusion.]

W-WELL... HOW ELSE DO PEOPLE FIGURE OUT IF THEY, YOU KNOW, FEEL LIKE THAT ABOUT EACH OTHER?

 

No, no, no. I'm not saying I wouldn't be willing to try a date. I'm saying that I don't wanna make you do anything you genuinely don't wanna do. I need your consent, basically, for stuff like dates.

 

Page of Time, huh?

I know what I want to write.

 

Mazel Tov.

 

Uh, I think that might be a bit premature there, dude. We're not officially together yet, just considering it.

 

BUT I APPRECIATE THE SHOW OF APPROVAL AND SUPPORT!

ALSO MY HUMAN APPEARS TO BE LOSING HER ABILITY TO TYPE COHERENTLY? SHE TELLS ME THAT THIS IS THEREFORE AN IDEAL TIME FOR POSTING IN THIS THREAD. A FEW WEEKS AGO I WOULD HAVE AGREED, AND ENCOURAGED HER TO CONTINUE WORKING ON ACHIEVING HER GOALS BY NOT WASTING TIME IN BED, BUT... SEV TOLD ME HUMANS NEED SLEEP?

 

Well, Sev is a smart guy, that's for sure.

 

So THAT'S what it's about, huh??

You couldn't just be content killing him once!

How many times has it even been!?

Three?

FIVE?!

No... it's been even more than that, hasn't it.

...

Don't even think about sending me to that other world.

There's no way I wouldn't try to kill some of them.

 

WE AGREE ON SOMETHING! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE FUN OF ME.

 

*tries to avoid talking about how much he likes sev*

Well, I guess that had to happen sometime, skeleton. 'Cause, yeah, I do disagree with you on probably at least a million things but... the multiverse is pretty big and so, well, the amount of things we could have opinions on is too. And with that big a span, well, there gotta be at least a few places where our opinions concede. And Sev, well, he happens to be one of them.

 

NOW WE JUST NEED TO ACTUALLY CATCH A MOMENT WHEN WE'RE NOT DOING OTHER THINGS AND ONE OF THE TROLL GIRLS IS AVAILABLE FOR EXPLAINING.

I INSPIRED A HOUSEHOLD RULE! NUMBER 4! SHOULD I BE PROUD?

 

Yep. We do.

And no. No, you shouldn't be proud. You inspiring that rule means you messed up, skeleton.

 

YOU'LL REALLY BE A LOT HAPPIER IF YOU'RE LESS OF A SOURPUSS, YOU KNOW.

IF I SAT AROUND FEELING BAD FOR MESSING UP... WELL, THAT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE OF ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE! MESSING UP, AND REALIZING THAT YOU MESSED UP, AND DOING BETTER THE NEXT TIME... THAT'S HOW LEARNING WORKS! SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO MESS UP WON'T LEARN ANYTHING.

(So. there. Somehow Papyrus makes a raspberry sound.)

 

A sourpuss? *norm sputters* I'm not a sourpuss. Well, maybe compared to you but everyone's a sourpuss compared to you.

I'm not suggesting you feel bad about it, Papyrus. Just that it isn't a thing to be proud of. There's a difference, you know, between not being ashamed of a thing and being actually proud of it.