shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You forgot to @Merc With A Mouth, dude. I'm not the only one making sex jokes here.

 

*snickers*oh Starkiller, I saw that coming a mile away. Good one Norm.

 

Even I get that one!

 

Your Fave Is Problematic: Norm the Genie

• appropriates troll culture without actually fully understanding it

 

"I don't know what on earth you are all talking about," Jame says, and sits down and starts sharpening her daggers.

 

Oh doll, it is a long and complicated story including a perverted genie, a merc, and laser tag.

 

"Laser tag sounds like such an inefficient way for those two to get their issues out. I suggest locking them in a bedroom together."

Knives sharp, she then starts buffing and polishing her claws.

 

Yep. That's a good idea.

 

And in other news...

...I see no way THIS can go wrong.

 

You're not dating any of the people involved in this, though, so it's not your business, you know...

I'm not gonna join Bill for a fuck, and if Sunshine says I have to, I'm leaving!

 

I didn't say it was my business, but because I'm a nice guy, I will tell you a thing.

Sometimes that bastard shows up whether his host has invited him in or not.

Why do you think I put a metal plate in my head?

 

But he can't force me to make a deal with him, right?

He can try to persuade me, but I know exactly how well joining him went for me last time, so... yeah... I won't even listen to him. He can talk and talk and talk in my head and I'll just be like, "NOT LISTENING LALALALALA."

 

...not what I was getting at

 

Oh... you're saying that I might all of a sudden be fucking Bill instead of Sunshine...

Yeah. I didn't think this thing through.

But uh, #yolo, I guess...

 

@Norm the Genie

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR NARRATION IS TALKING ABOUT. FIGURING IT OUT IS AS SIMPLE AS... LOOK WHAT I HAVE IN COMMON WITH SUNSHINE. THAT'S YOUR TYPE!

 

...what?

 

WHAT IS ON SECOND BASE.

 

*laughs* Well, yeah, I guess, maybe, but... when have I ever remarked upon how much of a dangerous warrior you are? Like, seriously, how does 'you're likely to get killed 'cause you wanna give people too mercy' translate to 'you're a dangerous warrior'? I haven't even seen either of you in battle. Or Sev, for that matter.

@the author speaks Pap thinks my type is Warriors With a Hint of Danger To Them. I think he's forgetting that, if it is, I never thought he qualified. And that if it is, well, I love him anyway. So there! *blows a raspberry*

 

@Norm the Genie

Don't let him get you into any position where you can't see his eyes. I know he's a yellowblood (trust me, I know this) but if his eyes change colour or his pupils change shape in any way, do whatever you have to do to protect yourself.


Idiot.

 

Feeling you up, of course!