shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*gulps* Got it. Not that I can actually use this info in the Tango.

 

No, but you have enough information there that you could think of this on your own if you actually use the head on top of your neck to think.

 

Yeah, I could. But either way, you telling me it here doesn't do shit.

 

THAT'S NOT HOW THE ROUTINE GOES!

 

But it is second base. *smirks*

 

Based on the fact that you started considering dating Papyrus after my daughters suggested it might work, I'm beginning to think your type is "people I think I might have a chance with" (except for Sev).

 

how else would it go?

First base is kissing, second base is feeling you up, third base is heavy petting and fourth base is going all the way.

Unless you're discussing sports, and then you should ask almost anyone other than me.

 

IT STARTS WITH, "WHO'S ON FIRST."

 

Okay... I think I might prefer to believe it's Warriors With a Hint of Danger To Them now if that's the alternative.

I think he's talking about a comedy routine.

See:

I guess they don't have it in your dimension. Or didn't, when you left.

 

Yeah they do. Poindexter here just never got the joke so he forgot about it.

 

Well, I can't blame him for that.

 

I think laser tag is just a friendly sport. I don't think there is an issue here. But what do I know? I come from an apocalyptic world. Anything could be used as a weapon.

 

Heavy petting? Is that something I should be doing with Juno or is that a you and your wife kind of deal?

 

You shouldn't be doing anything with Juno that Juno and you do not both want to do. It's not my place to determine where your sexual boundaries should be.

I wouldn't do it with anyone who was not my wife. I'm not saying that I wouldn't do that unless I was married, but since I am married, that would be cheating and I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't even want to do it with anyone who isn't her.

*blushes*

So, okay, when Stanley and I were kids, people used this as a way of describing what happened on dates without actually using the words for what happened on dates.

First base was kissing, which is self-explanatory.

Second base is either touching above the waist or touching with clothes on.

Third base is either touching below the waist or touching under clothes. "Heavy petting" is a euphemism for making out, not having "sex", but bringing your partner to orgasm or close to it by using your hands only.

And fourth base is...doing whatever you and your partner both define as "sex". Technically there are a lot of activities you can do at "third base" that would qualify as "sex" for some folks but generally I think most people consider fourth base to involve touching each other's intimate parts with parts of the body that are not one's hands.

I am surprised this language is still being used--most of the people who grew up using it are now the parents whose attention it would once have been used to evade.

(I cannot believe I just explained this.)

 

I'm sorry i asked. We don't use this kind of slang or euphemisms where I'm from. Thank you for this clarification, and odd talk. *looks around embarrassed*

 

Sure it does. It reminds someone who may be reading this that you have enough information to take these precautions.

Of course that person also knows how much common sense you do not have, so...I hope that you have just enough fun to get this out of your system without feeling the need to repeat the experience, and also without meeting Bill again in a situation nobody should ever have to meet Bill in.

 

It's okay. I know you don't particularly care for sexual conversations and I have no desire to violate your boundaries.

 

Thank you and i respect that.

 

* i can't believe you forgot about the sparring match
* between pap and me already, you bonehead.
* and you're dating my bro?
* you gotta put more backbone into remembering stuff like that.

 

*looks around the assembled group, cocks an eyebrow but says nothing *

Comedy routines leak across dimensions.