shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes. Yes you have and don't you forget it. Nothing good ever comes of you getting a swelled head. I shoulda known you were trying to expand your mind way back when and put a stop to it then.

 

You did a pretty good job of that back then, actually--but do we really have to have this fight again?

Because if we do, we are not on the Disney Channel this time, Stanley!

 

You're

 

both

 

on

 

TIME

 

OUT!

 

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* LOL
* somebody's in trouble!!

 

"Sounds a bit judgmental. Although 'worthy' may just be 'thinks its owner is hot', Gods are egotistical like that."

 

I think that if you want to use Mjolnir as a sex toy, it'll immediately judge you as Not Worthy.

 

"But what if you make it dinner afterwards?"

 

Hammers don't have mouths, so... no. Not even then.

 

this is reminding me of a story about a gazebo

 

If the god's a shapeshifter and his partner is sapient, definitions like that either don't apply or always do.

I've got a more than academic interest in this; by all accounts my grandmother was the Unicorn (which is to say, the manifestation of Order, and possibly a shapeshifter herself), and my grandfather meets most of the definitions of a god.

 

It's not bestiality if your partner is sapient. It might be xenophilia, but if that's wrong I don't want to be right.

 

did someone try to fuck the gazebo?

 

they probably did that too

 

Gazebos are not sentient. Or sapient. People have however been known to make out inside of them.