shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by this is not a subaccount, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. aurumIlluminatrix

    aurumIlluminatrix Achromat Nichrome/Ophira Reesch, ThiefOfDoom | 18+

    Unless Your PTSD Symptoms Include Compulsively Have To Tell Everyone All About How Tragic You Past Was Whenever Someone Mentions Parents, Lovers, Friends Or Breathes Around You As If We Were All Your Level Five Friends In A Shitty Dating Sim Your Problem Isnt PTSD, Your Problem Is Called That You Cannot Bear Being Seen As Anything But The Most Damaged Wreck Around And Not Even The Local Designated Pale Whore Loreli Fucking Rheins Thinks Its Cute.

    ((I didn't, it's from a dollmaker haha :D))
    ((Also sorry but Chroma can be a dick.))
     
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  2. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    He's long dead and in an entirely different dimension from us, it's okay, Nick.
     
  3. Caboose

    Caboose Everybody's friend

    *Climbs up in the tree with her* Care for a banana?*pulls out a banana*ooh-ooh-aah-aah
     
  4. freshetWeaver

    freshetWeaver Loreli Rheins, Sylph of Heart | 18+

    HEY NOW DON'T BE MEAN SPLODES.
    I MEAN IT'S ALL TRUE... BUT TRY TO SAY IT NICER?
     
  5. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    *scoffs and waves her off* *talks to himself* Be calm, don't turn. *twitches*Be one with the light.
     
  6. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    ((I completely understand, we all have that one different perk than the rest))
     
  7. Nick Valentine

    Nick Valentine Diamond City Detective|18+

    Well ok then, if you're cool, I'm cool. We are all cool.
     
  8. Jamethiel Knorth

    Jamethiel Knorth Jamethiel Priests'-bane, Lordan of Knorth

    Oh, so this is now the awful childhood tales forum? I might have a few stories in that vein. Like when Father mistook me for his missing wife, pinned me to the wall and started caressing and kissing me until he realized what he was doing. He punched the wall hard enough to drip blood and stormed out of the Keep, calling for his war-horse and riding off. He didn't come back for days, and the day he did come back he tried to kill me, cut down Winter as she tried to defend me, and I ran. Never to return, and with his curses and banishment ringing in my ears.
     
  9. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    *shocked look*Ohhhh, I don't know how to respond. Whatever happened to Winter? Also, are you ok?
     
  10. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    ((I am sorry, who said that? Was it Morven because she said it first or Jamethiel because she had the same comment))
     
  11. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    ((Morven is the player, Jame is the character. Morven must have misposted by accident))
     
  12. Caboose

    Caboose Everybody's friend

    @THE GREAT PAPYRUS
    We need to make a cake quick to get rid of these bad thoughts. I'm starting to not like it.
     
  13. Jamethiel Knorth

    Jamethiel Knorth Jamethiel Priests'-bane, Lordan of Knorth

    Winter died; Kin-slayer, my father's sword, cut her almost in half. She was our wet-nurse, giving up her own child to die to save her Lord's children. And she was a randon, a trained officer with long experience, reduced to all that, destroyed by my father's madness in the ruin of his life.

    And I'm OK. Had a better childhood for being kicked out than my brother did who stayed.
     
  14. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    I am sorry. I am glad someone was able to carry that tale. But I have one question. If she was so trained, why didn't she survive? If you don't want to talk about it, that is fine.
     
  15. Nick Valentine

    Nick Valentine Diamond City Detective|18+

    I was disowned as soon as i was built by a man named Father. Not sure if that fits this discussion.
     
  16. Jamethiel Knorth

    Jamethiel Knorth Jamethiel Priests'-bane, Lordan of Knorth

    Because she was caught unprepared when my father was in a killing rage, and Kin-slayer is rather more lethal than your average sword. And because Winter, like most of my father's remaining followers, was weak and half-starved on the meager pickings of the Haunted Lands.
     
  17. freshetWeaver

    freshetWeaver Loreli Rheins, Sylph of Heart | 18+

    *motions at the entirety of Alternian culture*
    I MEAN IT'S NOT ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING OR MENTALLY SCARRING AS LONG AS YOU PLAY BY THE MESSED UP RULES BUT.
    YOU KNOW. I'M A CULTIST AND A MUTANT, ALBEIT NOT VISIBLY MUTATED SO THAT DIDN'T HELP MY HAPPY WIGGLERHOOD EXPERIENCE.
     
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  18. Starkiller

    Starkiller The Secret Apprentice

    Take me to your universe one day, I have to see this Haunted Lands. But still, my condolences.

    *Sighs*I can't believe i have come to this, but Nick. Can I have a deathstick?
     
  19. Jamethiel Knorth

    Jamethiel Knorth Jamethiel Priests'-bane, Lordan of Knorth

    Jame grins and bows in Loreli's direction. "You trolls, though, win the Awful Childhood sweepstakes, I'm sorry to say."
     
  20. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    I wasn't aware this was a competition but I think you win on the specifics and they win as a species.
     
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