shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

(( poor, poor, oblivious aaron))

 

Deadpool would probably say "Go you!" But I am not sure even he wants to watch Norm make out with a horse.

 

Okay so you're cool with the horse thing.

 

Well, Wendy, the equine alien does appear to be sapient.

Not the kind of personality that I would find attractive if I were single (even at my most pathetic and dateless) but personalities like that occur in most sapient species...

 

((I'm just kinda... winging it? I'm not the best Deadpool lol
italics is in general a little saner than boldface tho))

I can't argue with that.

I'm cool with a LOT of things. Like murder, wanton destruction and gratuitous amounts of fire arms.

 

I am starting to understand some of the things your brother says....

 

You sound so much like Sarge, you're even red like him.

 

mmph mph mmph?
(Did someone say fire?)

 

Wanton? Is that a new saying kids use these days?

 

it's less tasty than wonton. But more satisfying.
chimichangas > chinese food

 

Hey, can we admit that italian food is the best?

 

mmph mf mmph mmph. mmph mph mmmmmph, mmmmmmm
(BBQ is super good with it being burned over an open flame. Especiall with sauce. mmmmm.)

 

If we're talking BBQ, I have to say the best is when you or someone you love brought it down and you eat it with family. Although sometimes I have to remind my wife not to eat alien game without cooking it thoroughly.

I am also very partial to sushi.

 

I still can't believe you and McGucket made sushi out of a cycloptopus.

 

You say that like it was the weirdest thing I ever did with McGucket. That isn't even the weirdest thing I ever ate with McGucket.

 

I CAN. THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY MOMS WOULD PRESENT TO ME FOR LUNCH.

 

I don't want to know, Ford. This is me not asking that question I don't want to know the answer to.

 

It's good. Valiska doesn't like it because she thinks that they're too smart to eat, but they are not sapient and they're an incredibly invasive species. If you want to try it I'll make it sometime.

 

I'D EAT IT EVEN IF IT WASN'T GOOD. I'VE EATEN A LOT OF STRANGE AQUATIC WILDLIFE BEFORE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO HUNT FOR MYSELF OR ORDER FOOD.
BUT IF IT'S GOOD THEN THAT'S LIKE, A BONUS OF COURSE :P

 

Everything I make is good, unless I'm stuck someplace where the best I can manage is "won't kill me." I just can't cook for large groups very well or be trusted to remember when everyone else expects to eat.

It's my lovely wife who should never be trusted to prepare food. Ever.