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( Yeah, mom's cooking is the best. Sushi is good, if you know how to make it right.

 

Foooord, can I get the ingrediants for spiced carrot cake?

 

Have you ever eaten a Mileurk? They are giant crabs, but their eggs and meat are delicious when roasted.

 

Well why not? Does she do something to the food or does she not prepare it well?

 

NEVER MEANT TO IMPLY OTHERWISE HAHA
FOOD'S FUN! MAYBE I CAN FIND A WAY TO SET UP A SMOKER AND GO HUNTING IN A RIVER OR LAKE IF ANY ARE NEARBY? OR... I MEAN IT COULD BE LIKE A WEEKEND TRIP OR SOMETHING.

 

I eat about 10 doughnuts a day. they are pretty much all i need to survive.

 

NO BUT I'LL TOTALLY TRY TO EAT IT IF I COME ACROSS ONE. GIANT ISN'T REALLY A PROBLEM FOR ME I BET I'VE FOUGHT BIGGER AND DEADLIER SHIT!

 

Hunting is a good past time. Especially when you need to get a load off your mind.

You really need to eat healthier. Who knows what that diet does towards your system.

Well i do have a mileurk cake here. *pulls out the cake* It's really good. Trust me.

 

MAYBE LATER! IT'S DINNER TIME SOON AT THE HOUSE! BUT THANKS!

 

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(please, what about 20 cotton candies each day? At least, I think they are cotton candy.)

 

*puts it away* Alright then, things like this never go raw. But yeah, free sample to anyone who wants to try them.

 

You can order whatever you want (within reason--fugu is so not worth it), just tell Sigrid.

If I'm thinking of the right animal, those things are amazing. Although the word sounded slightly different when I heard it so it might not have been the same dimension or it might have just been a different language.

 

If you have ever been to Boston or in the Massachusetts area, then you're in the right place.

 

Valiska is not a good cook. She is too impatient and too easily bored and she'd rather eat most food raw anyway, because she's a humanoid feline. Either she gets her nose stuck in a book and burns everything or she waves it through the smoke and thinks it's done. Also, her ability to taste sugars is rather poor, which doesn't bother her, but if you tell her something is supposed to taste sweet and she sweetens it until she can taste the sugar, you won't be able to eat it.

 

I've been to several, but the dimensions were different? But I grew up in New Jersey which is not far from there.

 

Good.

Mabel wanted a cake.

 

Wait fugu is available here?

 

Close enough, mileurks usually come from any areas where this is water. Also, take into consideration im from 220 years in the future.

 

Finally someone gets my struggles. If Juno asks you to try her chicken pot pie, say no immediately.

 

SPLODED FOOD: I'LL EAT IT BUT I WILL ALSO BE AS GENTLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT MAKING A FACE.
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