shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I don't think you need to worry about making him feel better about something that he knows won't happen to him.

 

mmm. mmph mph
(aww. that's cute)

 

They're disgustingly cute. Also the two biggest nerds I have ever met in my life.

 

@Merc With A Mouth

Okay, I have to ask. Are you the author of the Chuck Tingle books?

 

http://www.amazon.com/Buttageddon-F...TYK_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1458784178&sr=1-6

I can't stop laughing.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingles...=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1458784527&sr=1-2

Why would ANYBODY want to date a unicorn? They're assholes!

 

Hey! My best bestie is a unicorn!

 

Your best bestie is a unicorn HEAD.

Maybe the asshattery is located below the neck.

 

"For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, "

...papyrus is writing gay porn?

 

Well... I'm a unicorn tamer, too!

...I don't know who would want to date a literal animal, though. Eugh.

 

*smirks* Well, you can't deny that I've given him a lot of material to work with.

 

WELL!
...YOU CAN'T SAY THAT PORN ISN'T POPULAR.

THAT'S ONE OF THE FIRST PIECES OF WRITING ADVICE ANYONE HEARS!
"WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW."
...I THINK I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE MORE MATERIAL.

 

*smirks* And you're gonna get some! *floats closer to pap*

 

geeeeet a roooooooom

 

WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET. :|

 

That's not actually dating. But unicorns are intelligent.

And frustrating.

Even Mabel has to resort to force when dealing with those jerks.

 

I don't actually know that for certain and I really don't want to.

What I do want to know is how Sunshine reacted when you told him you and Papyrus are supposed to be kismeses.

 

Yeah, true. But if we decide to do something, we can't do it in here. 'Cause of, like, ratings and censors and stuff...

 

Pretty much exactly the way you th1nk 1 d1d, you r1d1culous hotass nerd.

 

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.