shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*sits in the shame corner 'cause he and @Aaron fucked and therefore he has no right to criticize Corwin's grandfather for having babies with an unicorn*

 

When a King Pony Head married a Queen Pony Head, Princess Pony Head happened.

 

*confused* But... where are their genitals? Don't organic species reproduce using those? Or are Pony Heads not organic beings?

 

Oooh, challenge accepted!
*Amethyst is now shaped like a floating unicorn head*

 

Fuck you, Amethyst!

 

Aw, come on, this is fun!

 

*groans* You are so exasperating...

 

Why are you so racist??

 

Racist? I just don't understand the existence of Pony Heads, that's all. Like, if the Ponies are just Heads, how aren't they dead?

Organic species normally die when they're beheaded.

 

@the author speaks

Oh, darling, don't think we're all like Celestabellabethabelle.

That plagiarist stole my cutie mark.

 

They don't have bodies. They only need the head.

 

Since you are a Pony, you can resolve my debate with @Star Butterfly. Do Ponies die when they are beheaded or not?

But how does that work?

 

...that just makes me think uncomfortably about The Godfather.

 

Of course we do! Although, really, who would do such a terrible thing?

 

And me of Mr. Neigh-Neigh.

 

Well, @Rarity, and @Corwin of Amber, it seems I owe you an apology.

 

One of @Star Butterfly's friends is a Pony Head, apparently. A bodiless, alive Pony Head. It is very confusing to me.

 

It's her species!

 

But that makes no sense...

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Look, lady, obviously you're not as well-traveled as you think you are.