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@Norm the Genie But...I have muscles ; )

how couldn't people like them? I know I sure do love muscles ; )

And everyone from Waterfall loves the way I act, tho ; )

Like my buddy Wosh, us two are tight ; )

There's also temmie, she likes me too I think? ; )

then there's Shyren...Well, she hasn't ever tried to shoo me away, at least ; )

And Undyne too, yeah! I'm sure she loves to arm wrestle with me ; )

ooh, And-

*caught completely off-guard* huh, you like me...For something besides my muscles? ; )

I don't understand, what could possibly be any good about me besides my muscles? ; )

 

Eh. People have different preferences, different likes and dislikes. Different strokes for different folks.

*laughs* And well, I don't think there's much hostility in the Underground, so maybe... people aren't as tempted to read bad stuff into your behaviour as they would be up above.

*smiles softly* Yeah. I do. You're pretty sweet and cute, actually. (You sorta remind me of Pap, in some ways.) And we both know that I really liked the sex, right? *grins*

And just, yeah, if you stopped being what your dad wanted you to be and try instead to be, well, you, I think Ford, Valiska and Clover could maybe like you more.

 

Okay, kid, listen up. @the author speaks is my twin brother, and funny thing, the way you're talkin' now kinda reminds me of him when we were about your age, except that instead of muscles it was brains.

You are not your muscles any more than he is his brains, and thinkin' of yourselves that way makes you smug and rude, because you've decided that this one thing you're weirdly better at than most people are is the only thing that matters.

The truth is that everybody's good at something (well, almost everybody I guess, but even Toby Determined is good at makin' a fool of himself) and everybody's also got stuff that they're terrible at. Poindexter (@the author speaks) was terrible with girls and a rotten judge of character until he met @Valiska Pines, and part of that was gettin' over the idea that brains are the only thing that matters. (Though Valiska's pretty smart and has a lot more common sense than him.) You're gonna be terrible with people and a rotten judge of character as long as you think muscles're the only thing that matters. Muscles are great, they're one of the things I used to be good at but they aren't enough to make people like you. To make people like you, you gotta be confident and maybe a little funny as well. You don't have to act the way your dad says you have to act. Your dad sounds pretty pathetic, to be honest. Our dad was like that, nothin' ever got his attention but trouble and money.

So just...chill out. Don't ask strange ladies if they want to see your twelve-pack jiggle unless they're lookin' at it like they're wonderin' in which case go for it.

And as for Valiska, just be nice to her and she'll calm down. My girlfriend is her sister and the way they grew up they got exposed to lots of pushy bastards and Valiska overreacts. Then Poindexter gets all overprotective and forgets she's a trained killer who can take care of herself and him too because she gets so freaked out. Just give 'em time and they'll calm down. Remember, they're the biggest pair of nerds you'll ever meet.

 

And Aaron, I like you, I'm interested in you, but, for the sake of covering all the bases, I'm gonna mention that what Stan said about strange ladies applies to strange men too. And to folks who are neither gender. Since, well, I get the impression you're interested in all three categories, and I know I'm not the only person you wanna fuck.

You can flirt with me all you want, though, I'm not against that. Just... take care with strangers, try to assess whether they're interested or not before you put the moves on them, and stop if they tell you to stop.

 

Yeah that's true too. I was thinkin' mostly of ladies because it was Valiska and Clover he offended. But while ladies are more likely to be offended and not want to talk to you, men (and other non-ladies) are more likely to hit you if you hit on 'em wrong. Nobody likes feelin' like you think they're just a body you can do whatever you want with, but men don't expect that so much and some of 'em don't know how to handle it without hittin' people and breakin' stuff.

 

Spoiler: don't read this, it's an ooc argument that shouldn't have happened on thread

((I'm actually really sorry about the drama, my characters said what they said because that was the stuff they would say and I was really shocked when the posts from the mod sounded like they were assuming that Aaron would keep it up after being told off--because I don't even play undertale so I figured he'd stop like a decent person would--and that I would then ignore the rules. I'm talking to the mod right now about it and I think we're coming to a better understanding? but it actually never occurred to me that Aaron would continue toharass Valiska and Ford would want to act on his threats!!! And I am also Stanley so...it's not like I have anything against you at all. I literally don't know a thing about Aaron other than what people tell me. The only Undertale characters I know anything about at all are the ones in Weirdmageddon Tango, because I run that game, and Mettaton, because he's so pretty.))

 

*nods* Yeah.

*sighs* Though compared to other guys, I think my expectations about that stuff are rather... atypical. It'd be great if they weren't, but... nope. They are the way they are.

 

Well, for one thing you're fifty thousand years old. I can't even conceive of that kind of time. I'm less than one percent of your age and I'm an old man!

 

*grins* *laughs* True. Not what I meant, but true.

 

...I CAN'T GET INTO YOUR BRAIN ANY MORE AND I CAN'T GET INTO YOUR DIMENSIONS BUT NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM...


SHiTPPOsSTing!!!!!!!!!

 

This Is Exactly The Sort Of Post I Would Expect You To Make.

 

*hides*

they're talking to each other
this is never good

 

Well, if you could just keep to just shitposting, we wouldn't have a problem with you.

 

...there are three of you?

 

1've been try1ng to tell you that but you sent your brother...

 

Yeah. He parties, she's glamorous, and they are sad. Together, they commit crimes!

 

At Least You Didn't Fall For It. In One Timeline, The Idiot I Have To Call My Brother Couldn't Tell Them Apart Because They Switched Clothes. But They Didn't Even Switch Pants.

Because They Can't.

 

why do you need triangle trash demons for that. If I close my eyes and go eenie-meenie-minie-moo over spidey's supervillian roster i'll find three like that that'd team up.

 

@the bill of wrongs' weakness: is too apathetic about DAT ASS

 

we don't usually cooperate.

he's mean.

she's bossy.